Slippery Slope

[Specific Neptune]

When your ghost wonders how this commercial is still going, it is taken away by men in black suits, and locked away in a back room.

 

[MCS]

When your ghost is locked away in a back room, your soul escapes you.

Don't let your soul escape you.

 

[Specific Neptune]

When your soul escapes you, your soul's soul escapes your soul

 

[MCS]

We reached ten already. You're supposed to start a new one.

 

[Specific Neptune]

Uhh ok


One day you decide to go rock climbing

 

[MCS]

You're supposed to have a follow up action, not just one action.

So for example:

"When you go rock climbing, you fall off."

 

[SonicMario]

When you fall off, you end up in the hospital for Broken bones.

 

[MCS]

When you end up in the hospital for broken bones, you can't afford the medical bill.

 

[Smashley]

When you can't afford the medical bill, you steal MCD's wallet.

 

[MCS]

When you steal MCD's wallet, he gets furious because he can't afford food for his dog, so it dies.

 

[SKmaric]

When MCD's dog dies, it's corpse gives off a poisonous stench that kills anyone who inhales it.

 

[Smashley]

When its corpse gives off a poisonous stench, you inhale it.

 

[Specific Neptune]

Don't let it malfunction, blow your head off, and kill you.

One day, you go see your friends, Trip and Grace.

You're supposed to have a follow up action, not just one action.

So for example:

"When you go rock climbing, you fall off."

I...can't explain...

 

[RandomGuy]

When you inhale it, you become the WALKING DEAD

 

[Time Turner]

When you become the walking dead, you start a zombie apocalypse.

 

[MCS]

And when you start a zombie apocalypse, everyone flees the town.

Don't make everyone flee the town.

 

[Specific Neptune]

When you go to the mall, you forget your money

 

[Revin]

When you forget your money, you take someone else's money.

 

[Specific Neptune]

When you take someone else's money, the cops go after you

 

[MCS]

When the cops go after you, you hide in the bushes.

 

[Time Turner]

When you hide in the bushes, a wild dog attacks you.

 

[Specific Neptune]

When a wild dog attacks you, it rips half your face off

 

[Revin]

When a dog rips half your face off, you become Two-Face.

 

[Specific Neptune]

When you become Two-Face, you kill five people - Two of them cops

 

[RandomGuy]

Wait, he only killed three people.

Spoiler

The mob boss and the second police officer didn't die, if I remember correctly

Anyway, when you kill five people, Batman tracks you down