Slippery Slope

[LN1]

When you notice it's a cliche, you do something that's not cliche.

 

[Time Turner]

When you do something that's not cliché, you go to TVTropes to see what's not cliché.

 

[LN1]

When you do that, you wonder why, since you already did a non-clichè thing.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

When you wonder why, you start to think philosophical thoughts.

 

[LN1]

When you start to think philosophical thoughts, you wonder how you can visist TVTropes on an island.

 

[Time Turner]

When you wonder how you can visist TVTropes on an island, you wonder how you assassinated the president from the island.

 

[LN1]

When you wonder that, you discovered you threw a knife at such a strength it hit the president and killed him.

 

[RandomGuy]

Don't get stranded on a tropical island, people!
When you read a book, you forget to go to the baseball game

 

[Specific Neptune]

When you forget to go to the baseball game, you get angry and shove the book down your mother's throat

 

[-----]

When you shove the book down your mother's throat, you have to get the book out.

 

[Specific Neptune]

When you pull the book out, it's covered in blood, and you've ruined your favourite book.


oh yeah and your Mother's dead.

 

[-----]

When it's covered in blood, and you've ruined your favorite book, effectively killing your mother at the same time, you begin a new life.

 

[Specific Neptune]

When you begin a new life, you take the name Bruce Wayne and move to Gotham city.

 

[-----]

When you move to Gotham City, you find out someone else is named Bruce Wayne.

 

[Specific Neptune]

When someone else is named Bruce Wayne, you get arrested

 

[LN1]

When you get arrested, you use a de-arresting hat.

 

[Specific Neptune]

When you use a de-arresting hat, it malfunctions and blows your head off, killing you.

 

[-----]

Don't let it malfunction, blow your head off, and kill you.

One day, you go see your friends, Trip and Grace.

 

[LN1]

When you do that, your friends suddenly kill you.

 

[MCS]

When your friends suddenly kill you, your corpse gets taken to a birthday party.

 

[RandomGuy]

When your corpse gets taken to a birthday party, Dr. Zomboss destroys the roof

 

[MCS]

When Dr. Zomboss destroys the roof, everyone runs from the birthday party, leaving your corpse alone.

 

[LN1]

When your corpse is alone, it starts to make a plan to stop being forever alone.

 

[MCS]

When your corpse starts to make a plan to stop being forever alone, it gives up since it's already dead.

 

[SonicMario]

When it gives up since it's already dead, your ghost wonders how this commercial is still going