Slippery Slope

[Time Turner]

When you get huge medical bills, you start tearing up again.

 

[LN1]

When you start tearing up again, you tear your neighbor's grass.

 

[MCS]

When you tear your neighbor's grass, they get rid of their lawn mower and pay you to tear all of their grass.

Post count: 8

 

[LN1]

When they pay you, you destroy the sun.

 

[SonicMario]

When you destroy the sun, all livings things die slowly from an eternal ice age

Don't let all livings things die slowly from an eternal ice age

 

[Pyro]

get DirectTV today.

 

[LN1]

When you eat dinner, you need to wash your hands.

 

[Pyro]

When you wash your hands, your hands start to smell good.

 

[LN1]

When they start to smell good, you charge a kamehameha.

 

[Time Turner]

When you charge a kamehameha, you attract the attention of Goku.

 

[SonicMario]

When you attract the attention of Goku, he wants to see how strong you are

 

[Time Turner]

When he wants to see how strong you are, you blow up a building with your kamehameha.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

When you blow up a building with your kamehameha, a lot of people die.

 

[Time Turner]

When a lot of people die, you're branded as a terrorist.

 

[LN1]

When you're branded as a terrorist, you clone yourself.

 

[MCS]

When you clone yourself, your clone follows you everywhere and mimics everything you do.

 

[LN1]

Don't let yourself have a stalker.

When you play with your friends, you wonder how you have friends in the first place.

 

[Time Turner]

When you wonder how you have friends in the first place, you wonder how you graduated from high scool.

 

[MCS]

When you wonder how you graduated from high school, you wonder what the meaning of life is.

 

[Mario4Ever]

When you wonder what the meaning of life is, you embark on a lengthy and dangerous quest in hopes of finding an answer.

 

[MCS]

When you embark on a lengthy and dangerous quest in hopes of finding the answer, you end up hiking Mount Everest.

 

[-----]

When you end up hiking Mount Everest, you see an equation written in the snow that equals the meaning of life.

 

[Bop1996]

When you see an equation for the meaning of life written in the snow, you conclude that the universe is a fundamentally broken place.

 

[MCS]

When you conclude that the universe is a fundamentally broken place, you write down plans for suicide.

Post count: 8

 

[Time Turner]

When you write down plans for suicide, aliens suddenly abduct you for finding out the meaning of life.