Slippery Slope

[MCS]

When aliens suddenly abduct you for finding out the meaning of life, you make a living on Pluto.

Don't make a living on Pluto.

 

[Time Turner]

Don't make a living on Pluto.

But what's bad about that?

When you're late for work, you have to go above the speed limit.

 

[Bop1996]

When you go above the speed limit, you become involved in a high-speed car chase.

 

[Superchao]

When you get into a high-speed car chase, you lose your fenders.

 

[Mario4Ever]

When you lose your fenders, you find out that you don't have car insurance.

 

[Time Turner]

When you find out that you don't have car insurance, you're forced to sell your car.

 

[-----]

When you're forced to sell your car, you go into a deep dark depression.

 

[Daniel Dyce]

When you go into a deep dark depression. you take an experimental drug to cure it

 

[Time Turner]

When you take an experimental drug to cure it, you turn into a mutant.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

When you turn into a mutant, you assassinate the president.

 

[Time Turner]

When you assassinate the president, you have to go into hiding.

 

[Daniel Dyce]

When you have to go into hiding. you flee to Cuba

 

[-----]

Don't flee to Cuba.

When you're watching TV, a man suddenly abducts you.

 

[Yoshiwaker]

When you have to go into hiding. you flee to Cuba

When you flee to Cuba, you get caught by the border patrol.

 

[LN1]

But that was Number 11.
Which means we're in another one.

When you're abducted, you flee to Namek.

 

[MCS]

When you flee to Namek, you wonder why out of all places you fleed to Namek.

 

[Time Turner]

When you wonder why out of all places you fleed to Namek, GalacticPetey gets mad at you.

 

[MCS]

When GalacticPetey gets mad at you, you use his weakness, DBZ, to make him back down.

 

[LN1]

When you use his weakness, you discover it's actually his strength.

 

[RandomGuy]

When you discover it's actually his strength, you realize he's a fanboy

 

[LN1]

When you realize he's a fanboy, you stop realizing stuff, and eat for your own survival.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

When you stop realizing stuff, and eat for your own survival, you accidentally eat yourself.

 

[RandomGuy]

Let's start something new
When you get stranded on a tropical island, you hope that it won't be as confusing as Lost

 

[Nathan Fielder]

well, your post was meant to end it, if i'm counting correctly, but...

When you hope that it won't be as confusing as Lost, you assassinate the president.

 

[RandomGuy]

When you assassinate the president, you notice it's a cliche