Slippery Slope

[Bop1996]

When you get clothes for Christmas, you get frustrated.

 

[LN1]

when you get frustated, you ragequit.

 

[Dr. Javelin]

When you ragequit, you lose the game, which makes you lose that The Game.

(heh. heh. hehehehHAHAHAHAHA)

 

[Bop1996]

When you lose The Game, you realize you spend far too much time online.

 

[LN1]

When you realize that, you decide to go outside and a meteor crashes on you.

 

[MCS]

When a meteor crashes on you, you think the apocalypse is starting 5 months early.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

When you think the apocalypse is starting five months early, you laugh.

 

[MCS]

When you laugh about the apocalypse starting five months early, a tornado occurs.

 

[Bop1996]

When a tornado occurs, your house lands in a strange land on an evil witch and you are hailed as a hero.

 

[Revin]

When your house lands in a strange land on an evil witch and you are hailed as a hero, you have to go and fight another witch.

 

[Mario4Ever]

Don't go and fight another witch.

When you go to take a shower, you realize that you're out of soap.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

When you realise you're out of soap, you drive to the store.

 

[LN1]

When you drive to the store, you realize you're using a tricycle.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

When you realize you're using a tricycle, you also realize you're a bear.

 

[LN1]

When you realize you're a bear, you wonder why nobody noticed?

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

When you wonder why nobody noticed, you get a superiority complex.

 

[LN1]

When you get a superiority complex, you decide to go to that store and kill everybody.

 

[Time Turner]

When you kill everybody, God gets mad at you.

 

[Superchao]

When God gets mad at you, He smites you with divine lightning.

 

[LN1]

When he smites you with divine lightning, the moon explodes.

Don't cause the moon to explode for some reason.

 

[MCS]

Let's start from the end of one of the DirectTV commercials and see where it ends up.

When you meet Charlie Sheen, you reenact scenes from Platoon with Charlie Sheen.

 

[SonicMario]

When you reenact scenes from Platoon, you tear up while listening to Adagio for Strings

 

[Time Turner]

When you tear up while listening to Adagio for Strings, your neighbours start to become worried about you.

 

[LN1]

When your neighbors become worried about you, they send you to a doctor.

 

[Superchao]

When they send you to a doctor, you get huge medical bills.