Slippery Slope

[Specific Neptune]

Nonono, Gordon says that near the end.

Anyway, when batman tracks you down, he pushes you off the edge of a building

 

[Revin]

When Batman pushes you off the edge of a building, you wonder why you became Two-Face in the first place.

 

[Specific Neptune]

when you wonder why you became two face in the first place, you realise that your face was bitten off by a dog.

Don't realise that your face was bitten off by a dog.

I think that's tn pots...

 

[Smashley]

When you're playing your DS, the batteries run out of power.

 

[Specific Neptune]

When the batteries run out of power, you want to kill smasher.



nah, here's the real one.

When the batteries run out of power, you try to find the cable

 

[Smashley]

When you try to find the cable, you realize you're on vacation and left it at home..

 

[Specific Neptune]

When you realise you left the cable at home, you use a paperclip to charge the game up

 

[Nathan Fielder]

When you use a paperclip to charge the game up, you are suddenly assassinated by the president.

 

[Specific Neptune]

When you are assassinated by the president, the president gets arrested.

 

[RandomGuy]

When the president is arrested, Queen Elizabeth is sued by Paper Jorge

 

[Specific Neptune]

When Queen Elizabeth is sued by Paper Jorge, Paper Jorge gets £2,000,000 in court.

 

[GalacticPetey]

When Paper Jorge gets £2,000,000 in court, he goes on a shopping spree.

 

[MCS]

And when he goes on a shopping spree, he buys out the entire store.

Don't let Jorge buy out the entire store.

Okay, start a new one.

 

[Specific Neptune]

When you receive a package through the mail, you open it up

 

[MCS]

When you open it up, it contains a gift and a card from your mother.

 

[RandomGuy]

When it contains a gift and a card from your mother, you eat pancakes

 

[Specific Neptune]

When you eat pancakes, your gut explodes

 

[SKmaric]

When your gut explodes, burning acids pour out of your stomach.

 

[Specific Neptune]

when burning acids pour out of your gut, you get assassinated by the Queen

 

[MCS]

When you get assassinated by the Queen, you're on the news for eating acid pancakes, even though you're dead.

 

[RandomGuy]

When you're on the news for eating acid pancakes, even though you're dead, you find the Devil and slap him

 

[Smg2daisy]

And the devil slap you back

 

[RandomGuy]

okay.
When the devil slaps you back, you escape Hell

 

[MCS]

Don't escape hell.

that was horrible

When you eat Mexican food before class starts, you have to pass gas.

 

[Specific Neptune]

When you pass gas in class, you realise that rhymes.