Slippery Slope

[Smashley]

When you buy a few pencils and leave, you get surrounded by ninjas.

 

[Specific Neptune]

When you get surrounded by ninjas, smasher is dog

 

[Smashley]

When Smasher is dog, I eat your leg.

 

[Specific Neptune]

When you eat my leg, batman falls to the ground and explodes

 

[Smashley]

When Batman falls to the ground and explodes, everyone thinks you caused it and you go to prison.

Don't let people think that you caused Batman to explode.

 

[Specific Neptune]

When you're walking to the shops one day, you realise it is night time

 

[GalacticPetey]

When you realize it's night time, you hurry home

 

[Specific Neptune]

When you hurry home, meteorites destroy the city

 

[MCS]

When meteorites destroy the city, dinosaurs come back.

 

[SonicMario]

When dinosaurs come back, everyone walks the dinosaur

 

[MCS]

When everyone walks the dinosaur, Shoey hauls ass to the dance floor and walks the dinosaur like never before

 

[Specific Neptune]

When shoey....does that, a Fatman falls into the lake

 

[Nathan Fielder]

When a Fatman falls in the lake, the Poker, his arch nemesis, assassinates president Waluigi.

 

[Specific Neptune]

When the poker assassinates President Waluigi, I am cat



Also, Waluigi is the president is the president in my Mii plazas. I don't even know how this idea spread around so much, but it's epic

 

[Nathan Fielder]

When Neptune is cat, Heavy is Spy.

 

[Specific Neptune]

When heavy is spy, MCD has to shoot heavy

Don't let MCD shoot heavy

 

[Nathan Fielder]

When you wake up, you find somebody has stolen you.

 

[Specific Neptune]

When you find someone has stolen you, a monkey tries to set you free

 

[Nathan Fielder]

When a monkey tries to set you free, you try to shoot it in the face.

 

[Specific Neptune]

When you shoot it in the face, the building explodes

 

[Nathan Fielder]

When the building explodes, you land on the president.

 

[Specific Neptune]

When you land on the president, he explodes

 

[Nathan Fielder]

When the president explodes, you land on the building.

 

[Specific Neptune]

When you land on a building, cats fly out at you

 

[MCS]

When cats fly out at you, dogs fly out at you as well

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