Slippery Slope

[Stargatedalek]

when you jump towards an airplane you get sucked into the engine

 

[Lolcrawler]

When you get sucked into the engine you somehow get super powers.

 

[Stargatedalek]

when you get super powers you get locked away in area 51, in the cell next to Elvis

 

[YoshiMonsta]

When you get put in the sell next to Elvis, you escape together and become the rulers of the world.

 

[Stargatedalek]

when you and Elvis rule the world, Elvis takes it from you

 

[User4042]

when elvis takes it from you, he stabs you

dont get stabbed by elvis


If you zoom in one pokemon yellow, you get PIKAC instead of PIKACHU and HISKEY instead of WHISKEY

 

[LN1]

When you get that, you stop playing Pokémon and play Jump Rope.

 

[Yoshi K]

When you play jump rope, the rope smacks you in the face.

 

[Stargatedalek]

when the rope snaps in your face, it hurts

 

[YoshiMonsta]

when it hurts you get a rash.

 

[euan707]

When you get a rash, you become contagious.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

When it gets contagious everybody in the world gets it and then dies, and you grow an immunity to it and survive.

 

[User4042]

When you kill everybody and survive, the human race goes extinct as there are no opposite genders


dont let the human race go extinct,


when you order pizza, it doesnt come even though there was a 30 minute guarantee

 

[LN1]

WHen it doesn't, you go to complain to the restaurant and at half of the way the pizza got there.

 

[MCS]

At half of the way when the pizza got there, you go back to your house.

 

[Lolcrawler]

When you go back to your house, your house gets robbed.
Don't have your house robbed

When you watch the new star wars, it sucks.

 

[Shyghoul]

Don't think the new Star Wars sucks.

When you walk on a street,you see a car.

 

[MCS]

When you go back to your house, your house gets robbed.
Don't have your house robbed

When you watch the new star wars, it sucks.

We were only at #4...We were supposed to go to ten.

Continuing from "your house gets robbed"

When your house gets robbed, you call the police.

 

[Shyghoul]

When you call the police,the police come.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

When the "police" come they turn out to be Yoshi criminals in disguise and take refuge in your house.

 

[Cirdec]

When they turn out to be Yoshi in disguise and take refuge in your house, one of them decide to eat you.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

When one decides to eat you, you grab it's tongue and slam it into the wall.

 

[MCS]

When you grab its tongue and slam you into the wall, the other Yoshis arrest you for assault.

Don't get arrested for assault.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

I'll start a new one.

When you eat at McDonalds you get Trans Fat and get fat.

 

[MCS]

When you get fat, you sign up for NutriSystem