Slippery Slope

[Lolcrawler]

when you sign up for NutriSystem, you become so engrossed in it you forget to feed your dog

 

[YoshiMonsta]

When you forget to feed your dog it eats you for food.

 

[Stargatedalek]

when your dog eats you it evoles into a growlithe

 

[YoshiMonsta]

When it evolves into a Growlithe it kills all the other dogs.

 

[Stargatedalek]

when it kills all the other dogs, it gets killed by a purrloin

 

[YoshiMonsta]

when it gets attacked by the Purrlion it kills the purrlion.

 

[MCS]

When it kills the Purrlion it goes on a killing spree

One more after this and it's done.

 

[Stargatedalek]

when it goes on a killing spree, it gets killed by giant birds

 

[MCS]

Don't let your Growlithe get killed by giant birds.

New one:

When your phone rings, you answer it.

 

[SonicMario]

When you answer it, it's just that same annoying automated advertisement you've been getting all day and you hang it up.

 

[Shyghoul]

When you hang up,you accidently break your phone.

 

[MCS]

When you accidentally break your phone, you call the repair company

 

[SonicMario]

When you call the repair company, they charge you an expensive repair bill.

 

[MCS]

When they charge you an expensive repair bill, you get angry and burn it with a match.

 

[SonicMario]

When you get angry and burn your repair bill, they don't give your repaired phone back.

 

[MCS]

When they don't give your repaired phone back, you try to fix it yourself.

 

[Snifit on Stilts]

When you try to fix your phone, you spend a lot of money.

 

[Lily x]

When you spend a lot of money, you can't buy food

 

[Stargatedalek]

when you can't buy food, Wheatly turns you into a potato

 

[Revin]

When Wheatley turns you into a potato, you wonder why something so random happened.

 

[Lily x]

When you wonder why something so random happened, you waste time

 

[Stargatedalek]

when you waste time, random dinosaurs are being wasted

 

[YoshiMonsta]

When random Dinosaurs are being wasted Barney is one of them.

 

[Lily x]

When Barney is one of them, children are sad

 

[Snifit on Stilts]

When children get sad, they go on strike.