Slippery Slope

[MCS]

When you go to the doctor's for medicine, he discovers that there's no medicine for plant allergies

 

[LN1]

When he discovers that, you try to live life even with a plant allergy.

 

[User4042]

When you try, a bully puts grass down the back of your shirt

 

[Specific Neptune]

When he puts grass down your shirt, you decide to join 4chan

 

[MCS]

that doesn't even make sense

When you decide to join 4chan, you unwillingly create a new meme

 

[Lario]

When you unwillingly create a new meme, you try to get a copyright on it like Whynne with trollface, but you fail to do so while 4chan's boards beat the dead horse tender for other websites within a week. Once it reaches other websites, it goes on maximum overdrive and you're just sitting there, watching your bastard grow so much.

You contemplate on what website to become a regular of next.

 

[LN1]

When all that happens, you become a regular of marioboards.com.

 

[MCS]

this is the worst chain ever

When you become a regular of marioboards.com, you become addicted.

 

[LN1]

Don't become addicted.

When you do your homework which is a computer file, your computer does a BSOD and you forgot to save the work.

 

[Spiky Topps]

When you don't save your work, you fail the course.

 

[MCS]

When you fail the course, you flunk.

 

[Mario4Ever]

When you flunk, you drop out of school.

 

[LN1]

When your parents tell you to go get a job, you remember you are only 15 years old.

 

[MCS]

When you remember you are only 15 years old, you go play a video game instead.

 

[LN1]

When you go play a video game, you suddenly don't have any consoles, handhelds or your computer.

 

[MCS]

When you suddenly don't have consoles, handhelds, or your computer, you go sit in a corner and twiddle your thumbs.

 

[SonicMario]

When you twiddle your thumbs, you fall asleep in boredom.

 

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

when you fall asleep in boredom, freddy krueger comes and kicks your ass in a extremely painfull game of tag.

 

[MCS]

When you twiddle your thumbs, you fall asleep in boredom.

That was the last one. That chain was horrible.

Okay, new one.

When you watch TV, you start to lose some IQ.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

When you lose IQ, you get dumb.

 

[MCS]

When you get dumb, you go to school to learn.

 

[LN1]

When you go to school to learn, you're mocked for being a 45 year old man in 1st grade.

 

[MCS]

When you're mocked, you punch the kid that mocked you.

 

[Revin]

when you punch the kid that mocked you, you suddenly remember that all the kids in the entire school mocked you.

 

[LN1]

When that happens, you become a professional wrestler