Slippery Slope

[BowserJunior]

While people panic over the news, I infect others.

 

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

when you infect others, i summon bahamutt. WAT NAO BEACH!

 

[BowserJunior]

The zombie apocalypse is in full force. There is nothing you can do but... Start over.

 

[MCS]

that doesn't even make any sense

New one:

When your favorite song starts playing on the radio in the car, you get distracted.

 

[BowserJunior]

When you get distracted, you hit another car.

 

[LN1]

When you hit another car, YOU have to pay for the accident.

 

[BowserJunior]

When you have to pay, you realize you don't have enough money.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

When you realise you don't have enough money, you go steal some.

 

[MCS]

When you go steal some, you end up pick-pocketing a wallet from a random elderly woman.

 

[Amphituber]

When you pick random elderly woman's pocket, you are inflicted with horrible, horrible guilt.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

When you are inflicted with horrible, horrible guilt, you want to stab Smasher.

 

[MCS]

When you want to stab Smasher, you stab him for real.

(next one is last one)

 

[Nathan Fielder]

When you stab him for real, you find out he was the president, and that you've just assassinated the president.

Don't let Smasher become president.

 

[BowserJunior]

While you're playing NSMBW, you fall and die.

 

[MCS]

When you fall and die, you ragequit.

 

[BowserJunior]

When you ragequit, you throw your controller into the TV.

 

[MCS]

When you throw your controller into the TV, your controller falls apart.

 

[BowserJunior]

When your controller falls apart, your mom won't buy you a new one.

 

[MCS]

When your mom won't buy you a new one, you go to the store to buy one yourself.

 

[BowserJunior]

When you go to the store, you bump into a mean guy.

 

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

when you bump into a mean guy, you get beaten up by his girlfriend for bothering him while he is taking anger management class.

 

[Specific Neptune]

when that happens, you meet Charlie sheen cuz he's the anger management therapist

 

[SonicMario]

When you meet Charlie Sheen as a Anger Management Therapist, his only advice to you is as follows: "Winner Winner Chicken Dinner"

 

[BowserJunior]

From falling and dying to winner winner chicken dinner... C'mon people, you can do better!

While you're eating dinner, you cell phone starts ringing.

 

[MCS]

When your cell phone starts ringing, you pick it up.