Slippery Slope

[MCS]

When you go to a psychiatrist, you tell them all your problems.

 

[PrincessOfPeaches]

When you tell them all your problems, they get bored

 

[chillv]

When they get bored, they start doing crazy things just like you were doing.

Next one is the conclusion!

 

[MCS]

no, that one was the conclusion

New chain. That one sucked anyways.

When you get your drivers' license, you eagerly get into your new car.

 

[Prince Bowser Junior]

When you eagerly get into your new car, you start driving.

 

[BowserJunior]

When you start driving, you realize you're brakes don't work.

 

[Prince Bowser Junior]

When you realize your brakes don't work, you crash.

 

[BowserJunior]

When you crash, you break your arm.

 

[chillv]

When you break your arm, you go to the hospital.

 

[PrincessOfPeaches]

When you go to the hospital, you get medicine.

 

[marioman1213]

When you get medicine, you get addicted to drugs.

 

[chillv]

When you get addicted to drugs you start engaging in dangerous activities.

 

[Revin]

when you start engaging in dangerous activities, you get to eat a sandwich

don't eat a sandwich

 

[PrincessOfPeaches]

When you get a sandwich, you eat it.

 

[chillv]

When you eat it, you find that it's poisoned and it kills you.

Don't let things like this happen to you.

New chain!

 

[marioman1213]

When you become a comedian, you perform onstage

 

[MCS]

When you perform onstage, you start to sweat.

 

[LN1]

When you start to sweat, you retire of your career for at least a week.

 

[MCS]

When you retire of your career for at least a week, you resume it a week later.

 

[LN1]

When you resume it a week later, you faint in the middle of a show because of the pressure.

 

[chillv]

When you faint in the middle of a show because of the pressure, you find out that you actually died.

Don't make yourself die like that.

New chain!!

 

[MCS]

no, we still have 4 more to do before a new chain

Back from LN1's post because we can't really go anywhere from yours:

When you faint in the middle of a show because of the pressure, the paramedics rush you to the emergency room.

 

[LN1]

When you get rushed to the ER, it turns out you don't have an emergency but you do need a diagnosis.

 

[MCS]

When it turns out you need a diagnosis, they diagnose you with the worst of all - horribleus comedianus.

 

[LN1]

When you get diagnosed horribleus comedianus, you try to study for another career when your current age is 30.