What if your avatar met the avatar above?

[Specific Neptune]

Ah! Lady L'Arachel, I'll take you to the capital as soon as possible! Don't fret! GWAHAHAHA!!

*picks her up and takes her away*

 

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

*goes with dozla*

 

[NotABannableOffense]

*comes out of sand*

*eats*

 

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

*obliterates from the inside*-wait, but there's no sand here

 

[Fazer]

Don't kill me, please.

 

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

why would i kill you.

 

[NotABannableOffense]

*eats*

 

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

*destroys yet again from the insides*

 

[NotABannableOffense]

*eats*

 

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

*eats*

 

[GalacticPetey]

You look like you could be a worthy opponent.

 

[NotABannableOffense]

*eats*

 

[Specific Neptune]

You look like you could be a worthy opponent.

Hello laddie! Are you interested in joining my squadron?

 

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

I am interested.

 

[GalacticPetey]

I serve no one. Kakarot is my only objective.

 

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

who is this "kakarot" you speak of?

 

[NotABannableOffense]

*eats*

 

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

stop.with. all. the. EATING!

 

[GalacticPetey]

who is this "kakarot" you speak of?

he has stolen my honor. And his debts must be paid!

 

[Specific Neptune]

I serve no one. Kakarot is my only objective.

Nonsense! You might think that you're not worthy of joining "Dozla's Great Army Squadron", but that's alright, we'll make you feel welcome! Hey, here's an axe! Now go about killing some Revenants, while I send a letter to the capital! GWAHAHAHA!

*walks away*

 

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

I serve no one. Kakarot is my only objective.

Nonsense! You might think that you're not worthy of joining "Dozla's Great Army Squadron", but that's alright, we'll make you feel welcome! Hey, here's an axe! Now go about killing some Revenants, while I send a letter to the capital! GWAHAHAHA!

*walks away*

i just asked you if i could join too.

 

[NotABannableOffense]

stop.with. all. the. EATING!

(Sand worms don't have vocal cords and pretty much the only things they do are eat and inadvertently make spice.)

*eats*

 

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

wait. there isn't any sand here.

 

[NotABannableOffense]

(Fuck you this is clearly Arrakis, the desert planet.)

*eats*

 

[GalacticPetey]

Then how about I crush you into sand.