What if your avatar met the avatar above?

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

CRUSH HIS FUCKING SKULL!

 

[Fazer]

Yay, you won't kill me.

 

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

why would i kill you?

 

[Fazer]

I don't know... you... hate me?

 

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

i don't hate you.

 

[Specific Neptune]

Then how about I crush you into sand.

Why don't you leave this horrible sand beast to me, I'm the strongest here, I'll get rid of it! GWAHAHAHA! CHAAAAAAARGE!!

*draws his axe, runs at the sand worm, tearing it apart with his axe, then walks back*

GWAHAHAHA! I took it down good, didn't I?

 

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

Then how about I crush you into sand.

Why don't you leave this horrible sand beast to me, I'm the strongest here, I'll get rid of it! GWAHAHAHA! CHAAAAAAARGE!!

*draws his axe, runs at the sand worm, tearing it apart with his axe, then walks back*

GWAHAHAHA! I took it down good, didn't I?

yes you did, but will you please let me in your army, dozla!

 

[Specific Neptune]

Then how about I crush you into sand.

Why don't you leave this horrible sand beast to me, I'm the strongest here, I'll get rid of it! GWAHAHAHA! CHAAAAAAARGE!!

*draws his axe, runs at the sand worm, tearing it apart with his axe, then walks back*

GWAHAHAHA! I took it down good, didn't I?

yes you did, but will you please let me in your army, dozla!

Of course, sonny! Get a weapon of your choice! GWAHAHAHA!

 

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

i am a magic user. i already have my weapon. FLUX, HO!

 

[Specific Neptune]

Ah, my mistake! I'd recommend taking the southern encampment! Enemies spawn fluently there!

 

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

ok. i already destroyed 35 of these monsters, how long does this go on!?!?!?

 

[GalacticPetey]

I do not join with those weaker than me.

 

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

I do not join with those weaker than me.

what are you talking about?

 

[GalacticPetey]

The man with the green beard is asking me to join him.

 

[Specific Neptune]

ok. i already destroyed 35 of these monsters, how long does this go on!?!?!?

We're mainly just holding this encampment for a couple of days until reinforcements arrive. Don't fret! You're a soldier of Rausten!

I do not join with those weaker than me.

Nonsense! Take the eastern post, before the colonel hears of your disloyalty. You may not be as strong as me, but damn it, you're trying! Now get to it! Here's a hatchet, it's much more suited to your stature!

 

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

these are really easy to destroy.

 

[Specific Neptune]

Then you're being promoted to squad commander! Take the northern post, the enemies there are harder!

 

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

ok.

 

[GalacticPetey]

Who needs a weapon when you can do this.

 

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

you have a point.

 

[Specific Neptune]

Who needs a weapon when you can do this.

What? Sorry, I didn't see that, I'm too busy to talk. Just take that hatchet, and head to the east. It's the easier choice out of the four posts

 

[chillv]

9-Volt: Um, what the are you? You look like a green haired knight.

 

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

he is dozla, a knight of rausten

 

[Boozooka]

The universe ceases to exist and history is erased.

 

[Specific Neptune]

9-Volt: Um, what the are you? You look like a green haired knight.

No time to talk! Are you with us?

The universe ceases to exist and history is erased.

You! Are you going to help us repel these invaders?