What if your avatar met the avatar above?

[Lord Bowser]

You have a peach problem or something? Cause I know a doctor.

 

[PrincessOfPeaches]

You have a peach problem or something? Cause I know a doctor.

Don't you recognize me Goombella? It's me, Peach. Long time no see. ^^ But this is not the right time for small talk! We're under attack!

 

[New Super Mario]

'Tis a thing of beauty!

 

[Specific Neptune]

I can sense their power. This "enemy" is laughably weak.

You're incredibly off, young lad! These are the Demon King's forces! He's the most powerful force in existence! Now each of you, take a sword, axe, lance or bow, and defend our stronghold! GWAHAHAHA!

Thank you, it's a lovely sword. But I'm more of a healer than a fighter. How about you take care of the fighting, while I take of the healing?

Alright, but stay close to me, I plan on getting hurt a lot! GWAHAHAHAHAHA!!

ALL HANDS, TO ARMS!! HAUL YOUR WINGS AND HOLD YOUR HORSES!! GWAHAHAHAHAHA!!

 

[GalacticPetey]

I can sense their power. This "enemy" is laughably weak.

You're incredibly off, young lad! These are the Demon King's forces! He's the most powerful force in existence! Now each of you, take a sword, axe, lance or bow, and defend our stronghold! GWAHAHAHA!

Pfft. Demon King. I'm much stronger than Demon King Dabura and I'm not here to help you.

 

[Specific Neptune]

I can sense their power. This "enemy" is laughably weak.

You're incredibly off, young lad! These are the Demon King's forces! He's the most powerful force in existence! Now each of you, take a sword, axe, lance or bow, and defend our stronghold! GWAHAHAHA!

Pfft. Demon King. I'm much stronger than Demon King Dabura and I'm not here to help you.

What's that laddie? I can't hear you! Help me take out these enemies, kid!

 

[GalacticPetey]

If you insist.

*vaporizes army with ki blast*

 

[Specific Neptune]

What the heck was that? You call that an attack? You took down one guy! Hit him with the axe next time! Like this!

*pulverises 13 enemies in one hit*

Come on kid, fight harder! Gwahahahah!!

 

[Lord Bowser]

Okay. -headbonks with all of my might, causing 99 damage-

 

[Fazer]

I'm not going to stomp on you.

 

[Lord Bowser]

-headbonks-

 

[Fazer]

Hey, I don't want any enemies.

 

[Lord Bowser]

-headbonks harder-

 

[UltraMario]

Gentlemen, stop arguing! Turbo, take this bow, and start shooting invaders from the east!

YAY, I'M TURBOW! 8)

 

[GalacticPetey]

I prefer to use my fists.

*punches people in half*

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

With your fists... NYAHAHAHAHA!

This is a punishment for you... AKUMA, ATTACK!

 

[Shyghoul]

Look how dumb that thing is.

*laughs*

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

See the guy in the middle? It's me!!!

 

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

What game should we start with?

how 'bout sonic 06?

 

[Boozooka]

How bout your mother?

 

[GalacticPetey]

My mother's dead, asshole.

 

[Boozooka]

Wasn't talking to you chap

 

[BowserJunior]

At least Mr. Green Hair's gone.

 

[Specific Neptune]

At least Mr. Green Hair's gone.

Lad, I'm standing right here!

 

[Mario4Ever]

*presses rag with ether over your face*

Not anymore.