What if your avatar met the avatar above?

Hey! I have an idea! Road-Tama!!! Road-tama!!!


*A door appears out of nowhere, and Road comes out of it*


Road, I need you to TRAUMATIZE and TERRORISE those soldiers.


*She transports them into her Dreamland*

Done and done.
 
*archer shoots and wounds Lero fatally. The archer comes out of the forest with a priest, who has cast an anti-teleportation spell around Dozla, the archer, and himself*

You missed a few. Bring them back, and I will let you live.
 
The better question is why does he try to murder my men? We're on a mission from Rausten court to hold this defence until Rausten reinforcements arrive, and he's trying to kill my men?
 
Sure, Miss....Gomez, is it? The western boundaries are a little unmanned right now, so I would appreciate your help. Hrmmm....You seem fit enough to hold a spear. Get equipped! Get fighting! GWAHAHAHAHAHA!
 
Pish-posh, Ms. Gomez. If it was a human, it would have all those metal scraps inside of it.

Humans have those, right?
 
NOTHING! DO NOTHING! I've got this part. *squeezes out the rear end*

EEEUUUCH. I've never had to do that before. If you eat me again, Mr. Zoidberg, I will have to chop you! Quick, take this Medi Gun. When someone yells "Medic!", you must run over to them and repair them with this gun.
 
Lero (レロ Rero) is the Earl's golem, which appears as a pink umbrella with a small, talking jack-o-lantern at its tip. It is usually talking excitedly or screaming, adding its name to the end of almost every sentence. When used by Earl, it works as a Mary Poppins style flying umbrella. It is very loyal to the Earl. Road often takes Lero against its will, and in her usage it acts as a witch's broom or a regular umbrella. Lero also safeguards the Earl's sword. Lero has also been used as a beacon to summon Akuma, to magically transport several Exorcists aboard the Ark, and to keep watch over some of the Noah.


From Wikipedia. I WILL DESTROY YOU, DOZLA!!! MERO!!!
 
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Get back to the sentry post, for goodness sakes, or just leave the encampment altogether. I don't mind which, as long as you stop all of this "oh no, I must kill Dozla and his mercenaries Lero Lero Lero!"

We've got enemies incoming! I have no time to waste on you! So either help us, or just go!
 
Revenants and bonewalkers are what we are hunting. We have to defend this encampment until Rausten reinforcements arrive!
 
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