What if your avatar met the avatar above?

[UltraMario]

What's a Dozla?

 

[Specific Neptune]

I'm glad you asked. He's a dangerous barbarian who will destroy you if you try to eat him.

And right enough, so many people have tried to eat me in the past. Hannibal, Godzilla, Zoidberg, Yoshi, that giant sand worm, etc...

 

[UltraMario]

I won't. o_o

Can I eat Roy at least?

 

[Specific Neptune]

R-Roy? Who's Roy?

 

[UltraMario]

 

[Magikrazy]

*Zoidberg eats the small dinosaur*
Mmm! That was even better than the gelatinous goop!

For goodness sakes, you're a doctor! Get to healing people!

I'm not a doctor.

you have a Dr. in front of your name

That was so people would give me respect. It doesn't work.

However, I actually do know a lot about alien anatomy.

 

[Specific Neptune]

I'm not a doctor.

you have a Dr. in front of your name

That was so people would give me respect. It doesn't work.

However, I actually do know a lot about alien anatomy.

then we should use this to our advantage!

 

[UltraMario]

 

[Toadsworth]

Hello everyone! Have anyone seen the Princess? I have been looking for her all day, and I can'f find her! It worries me sick!

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Does she have an Innocence? I mean, do you want Pumpkin Soup?

 

[MarioFan]

You don't make that from your head right, pumpkin man?

 

[Specific Neptune]

dude, seriously, stop requoting your posts please

It's getting annoying, if you want to be noticed, stop requoting your posts

 

[Toadsworth]

Does she have an Innocence? I mean, do you want Pumpkin Soup?

No thanks, I must find the princess right away. She's been gone for too long, and that usually means Bowser, which is gruesome!

 

[MarioFan]

Hey Toadsworth, i find your mustache awesome!

 

[Magikrazy]

Are you going to eat that Mushroom on top of your head?

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

No. Not from my OWN head. Anyone wants Pumpkin soup, or Pumpkin pie laced with poison...???

 

[Lord Bowser]

No thanks, I hate pumpkins anyway.
So, what do you do for a living?`

 

[Fazer]

So, uh... how does it feel to be 2D?

 

[GrammarYoshi]

Jump on the Goomba.

 

[Fazer]

Nooo, don't eat me.

 

[Specific Neptune]

Jump on the Goomba.

telling people what to do is my job, i'm the general around here

 

[GrammarYoshi]

Yoshi, idiot! I said jump on it, not eat it. There you go. Keep jumping.

 

[Fazer]

My helmet is going to protect me.

 

[Specific Neptune]

Yoshi, idiot! I said jump on it, not eat it. There you go. Keep jumping.

Stop giving the orders, that's my job! Now take this axe and go man the defenses!

 

[Revin]

what would you like me to do?