What if your avatar met the avatar above?

[Megamario15]

Okay, I give up. How do I shuffle Orbs?

Like cards

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Really? Is that how Koopa Kid does it?

 

[Meta Knight]

Hey let me have one. I have an idea

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Okay! *takes one from Mega Mario and gives it to Blastoise*

 

[Meta Knight]

*Places it in cannon*

*Shoots into sky*

Now we wait...

 

[Megamario15]

Okay! *takes one from Mega Mario and gives it to Blastoise*

Wait, those were the fruitcakes that I brought to the party.
*fruitcake falls on MM15*

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Fruitcake Orb! It gives the user the energy to move double his or her dice roll!

 

[Megamario15]

No. It's just a big, disgusting fruit cake.

The orbs are next to Luigi, in the corner.

 

[Meta Knight]

Eww that went in my cannon.... Good thing it's a superb pressure washer

 

[Megamario15]

Eww that went in my cannon.... Good thing it's a superb pressure washer

It's just a fruit cake...

Don't put Luigi in your cannon by mistake.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

No. It's just a big, disgusting fruit cake.

The orbs are next to Luigi, in the corner.

They're in the corner? That makes them easier to shuffle.

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

Don't worry, I am not dangerous. I will not corrupt the party.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Except Waluigi might crash it, it depends on his mood.

 

[Megamario15]

Except Waluigi might crash it, it depends on his mood.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Get lost, Toothpick-man!

 

[RedShell]

We have to build a defence to stop Waluigi from crashing the party!

 

[Specific Neptune]

Holy shit! What the fuck is that?!

 

[Megamario15]

Holy shit! What the fuck is that?!

This?

Why, it's Waluigi. He was tired of playing smooth jazz, so he came here.

 

[Specific Neptune]

NO YOU GOD DAMN MORON WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING, THAT CREEPY ASS BUNNY TOY

MOTHER FUCKER THAT THING'S GONNA GET A FUCKING BULLET IN IT'S MOTHERFUCKING HEAD

*puts gun up at golden bonnie*

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Take a chill pill, dude. Or a couple jars of peanut butter.

 

[Megamario15]

Take a chill pill, dude. Or a couple jars of peanut butter.

The peanut butter is empty.
*wipes peanut butter off face*

Holy shit! What the fuck is that?!

It's something that refuses to die after being eaten once and giant stomped twice.

 

[Specific Neptune]

Take a chill pill, dude. Or a couple jars of peanut butter.

*holds up a gun to the blue yoshi's head*

Don't tell me to chill, you fucking twat!

Although I wouldn't say no to the peanut butter, that stuff's the shit!

Anyway, are we gonna get down and do some heists here or what?!

It's something that refuses to die after being eaten once and giant stomped twice.

Have you tried shooting the shit outta it?

 

[Megamario15]

I ate it. I crushed it up with my teeth and ate it. My teeth have more force behind them than a legal gun. It didn't die. Now shut up or I'll put you in my punch bowl.

 

[Specific Neptune]

Making threats! You just fucked up in a very serious fucking way!!

*pulls out heavy machine gun and points it in Mario's direction*

Hands on the fucking ground you fat sack of shit!!

 

[Megamario15]