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Hoxton said:
Megamario15 said:
Hoxton said:
Megamario15 said:
Hoxton said:
who the fuck is neppy
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Iirc, you.
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What the fuck? I have only ever gone by the name of Hoxton...Is there someone else out there using MY FUCKIN MASK? ARE YOU JOKING ME?!
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This went beyond the screen name...

Besides, it actually says "Neptune" in your sig.
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are you fuckin' mental or somethin'? There's no mention of a Neptune around here, and I don't know what the fuck a "Sig" is, but I'm not seeing what you're seeing? Are you on fokkin' drugs mate? Too much coke? Gone to your brain? Shit this is fuckin' exhausting just talking to you! I don't have time for your shitty games! I need to find Dallas, pronto!
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Someone has no idea that they're in the wonderful world of the internet.

The fake outrage is actually sort of funny...
 
Hoxton said:
Who's J? Is that your employer? Ask him if he's got any banks that are semi-robbable!
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J is my adoptive dad and caretaker. I'm just a Yoshi kid, after all. He's really fun to annoy.
 
Heh, parents, eh? I barely remember much of my parents. The only parts of my youth that I can be assed to remember is the days of my gang back in London. We got up to all kinds of crap back in my home o' Sheffield. But we got caught in one of the boroughs of London, called Hoxton. That's how i got my nickname. I spent most of my career with the Payday crew, until I was caught by the FBI. Then some prick decided to join the gang under my fucking name with my fucking mask! For two years he was dancing around out there, while I was stuck in jail! The shit that happened in there...I don't even want to think about it...

However, the Paydays very kindly bailed me out. I took back my name, and got an even better mask. We renamed the other guy Houston, because he's a massive fucking problem.

*Hoxton laughs*
 
Mario Party X said:
We're sorry about what happened to Golden Bonnie; the Koopa Kids had a little too much fun throwing it around.
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Nah, it's OK. I experience that kind of thing all the time. You see, I was made to welcome in kids, but the humans... they gave up on me. For... for 50 years... I've had... n-nothing to do. I'm a museum exhibit now, in a… a future museum... *cries* the... the children... they just... they just whack me on the head...
 
Hoxton said:
Heh, parents, eh? I barely remember much of my parents. The only parts of my youth that I can be assed to remember is the days of my gang back in London. We got up to all kinds of crap back in my home o' Sheffield. But we got caught in one of the boroughs of London, called Hoxton. That's how i got my nickname. I spent most of my career with the Payday crew, until I was caught by the FBI. Then some prick decided to join the gang under my *bleep*ing name with my *bleep*ing mask! For two years he was dancing around out there, while I was stuck in jail! The *bleep* that happened in there...I don't even want to think about it...

However, the Paydays very kindly bailed me out. I took back my name, and got an even better mask. We renamed the other guy Houston, because he's a massive *bleep*ing problem.

*Hoxton laughs*
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I don't know what a lot of those words mean.
Anyway, I was given to J--who you guys know as J-Yoshi64--as an egg. He did a pretty good job of taking care of me before I hatched. I even got a rare coloring thanks to him!
 
Bonnie

How much rarity bears the colour of you?

((Means "how rare is that colour", Bonnie's an idiot))
 
Golden Bonnie said:
Bonnie

How much rarity bears the colour of you?

((Means "how rare is that colour", Bonnie's an idiot))
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Well, I'm not sure. I just know that Gemtone Yoshis are uncommon. Sapphire, like me, is just one of the many tones, supposedly.
 
Toy Chica

Ooh, why don't you all eat thome of my delithioth pancaketh?

((Ooh, why don't you all eat some of my delicious pancakes?))
 
Meta Blastoise said:
Hey you have a face mark too! What happened?
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You what mate? You talking about my scarred mask? The background's not something I'm too comfortable with, but the mask scarring is basically cause of my scarred face.

*lifts off the mask to one side, hiding most of his face, but showing the scar, before putting it back down again*

Shit happened while I was in prison. But hey, when life gives you lemons, eh?
 
Life's not exactly at liberty to answer your demands, is 'e? That cat's obviously never 'eard of an expression before.
 
Which is a good thing I'm not a cat. I'm not even a mammal. I may be cold-blooded, but I can still live anywhere and I'm sure to leave a splash
 
Meta Blastoise said:
Which is a good thing I'm not a cat. I'm not even a mammal. I may be cold-blooded, but I can still live anywhere and I'm sure to leave a splash
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You look like an amphibian. No! A reptile!
 
Hoxton said:
Meta Blastoise said:
Which is a good thing I'm not a cat. I'm not even a mammal. I may be cold-blooded, but I can still live anywhere and I'm sure to leave a splash
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You look like an amphibian. No! A reptile!
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Those are cold-blooded, dude. Plus, Blastoise is a turtle Pokémon, so OF COURSE he's a reptile.
Wait, you are a "he", right?
 
Yes indeed I am a he.

You look like a reptile too, but you have hair? How does that work?
 
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