What if your avatar met the avatar above?

Meta Blastoise said:
Megamario15 said:
*Mega Mario crushes the ugly rabbit like a bug*
Yes. We will have a water fight.
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Unlike your FLUDD my twin cannons actually cause damage and have the power to cut through steel. Death Battle calculated that's a force of 90,000 PSI. As you can see in my custom text, I'm armed with more than just squirt guns. Probably best if you don't get in a water fight with me mate
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I didn't want to fight because 1) I have much trained more advanced fighting and felt it would be unfair.
2) I didn't even suggest the fight and Golden Bonnie did, you were the one agreed to have it. I had no choice for I would be pursued anyway.
3) I don't like fight those who have not seemed to cause any harm.
4) I knew that you wouldn't give up no matter what I threw at you, so despite my power I tried to flee. I'd rather not use up all my energy
 
Meta Blastoise said:
Meta Blastoise said:
Megamario15 said:
*Mega Mario crushes the ugly rabbit like a bug*
Yes. We will have a water fight.
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Unlike your FLUDD my twin cannons actually cause damage and have the power to cut through steel. Death Battle calculated that's a force of 90,000 PSI. As you can see in my custom text, I'm armed with more than just squirt guns. Probably best if you don't get in a water fight with me mate
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I didn't want to fight because 1) I have much trained more advanced fighting and felt it would be unfair.
2) I didn't even suggest the fight and Golden Bonnie did, you were the one agreed to have it. I had no choice for I would be pursued anyway.
3) I don't like fight those who have not seemed to cause any harm.
4) I knew that you wouldn't give up no matter what I threw at you, so despite my power I tried to flee. I'd rather not use up all my energy
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Oops, I thought I was provoked. Sorry.
 
It's alright. I have quite a few stories of my adventures if you are interested.
 
Hoxton said:
Why does this duck have those curves?! Are you some kind of sex bot?!
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Toy Bonnie

No way! She's a chicken that wants to give you pancakes! That's what she's for!
 
What?? I don't have any kids. Also what rocking chair? I'm too heavy for that. Also turtles can live for a really long time so I'm not that old. Pokemon don't actually age. And if you are referring to me levitating then that means I am doing my unique Water jet-pack technique which only saves myself.

If you really want to know stuff about me I will be sitting on the beach where there are no dangers of any sort.
 
Dinomic Duo said:
J-Yoshi64 said:
Scale of 1-10. Go.​
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What?
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I take great enjoyment in annoying people, as J is quick to tell people who meet me. But sometimes, for people other than J, I can't tell how well I'm doing it, so I take a survey.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how annoying am I being? With 1 being "What? I didn't even know you were there" and 10 being "I want to strangle you with your polka-dot shorts"
 
I was home at the beach when I received a call that said there was a disturbance in the jungle. They wanted me to check it out. I said "But I'm not qualified for the jungle". The operator said that no one else was answering and that the ones that went in the jungle were missing. Because I'm the one that has the most experience, they needed me to find out what the problem in the jungle was. I was entering, all seemed normal. I was looking around where there were some weird bushes. Then all of a sudden, a Pyroar jumped out at me! I was ready for battle, but it left for some reason. I wasn't sure why a lion wouldn't want to attack a turtle but whatever. I continued through the jungle avoiding booby traps and such. when I was in this area of the jungle that looked like an arena surrounded by trees. There were no buildings, just trees everywhere throughout the jungle, then an area with little trees. I felt a little uncomfortable as I was right in the open. I turned around and tried to head back, but then a load of trees collapsed near the entrance, leaving me trapped. I was dumbfounded, wondering what was going on. Just then, a Charizard jumped out at me, biting my eye attempting to rip my flesh. I pushed it off then saw a swarm of Charizard. There were like 20 of them and they all surrounded me. Charizards are mortal enemies with Blastoises because they think that they are the best and Blastoise are not. I was put to the ultimate test that I was worried I wouldn't survive.

*To be continued in Part 2*
 
Meta Blastoise said:
I was home at the beach when I received a call that said there was a disturbance in the jungle. They wanted me to check it out. I said "But I'm not qualified for the jungle". The operator said that no one else was answering and that the ones that went in the jungle were missing. Because I'm the one that has the most experience, they needed me to find out what the problem in the jungle was. I was entering, all seemed normal. I was looking around where there were some weird bushes. Then all of a sudden, a Pyroar jumped out at me! I was ready for battle, but it left for some reason. I wasn't sure why a lion wouldn't want to attack a turtle but whatever. I continued through the jungle avoiding booby traps and such. when I was in this area of the jungle that looked like an arena surrounded by trees. There were no buildings, just trees everywhere throughout the jungle, then an area with little trees. I felt a little uncomfortable as I was right in the open. I turned around and tried to head back, but then a load of trees collapsed near the entrance, leaving me trapped. I was dumbfounded, wondering what was going on. Just then, a Charizard jumped out at me, biting my eye attempting to rip my flesh. I pushed it off then saw a swarm of Charizard. There were like 20 of them and they all surrounded me. Charizards are mortal enemies with Blastoises because they think that they are the best and Blastoise are not. I was put to the ultimate test that I was worried I wouldn't survive.

*To be continued in Part 2*
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Ooh, cliffhanger. Nice.
 
Meta Blastoise said:
I was home at the beach when I received a call that said there was a disturbance in the jungle. They wanted me to check it out. I said "But I'm not qualified for the jungle". The operator said that no one else was answering and that the ones that went in the jungle were missing. Because I'm the one that has the most experience, they needed me to find out what the problem in the jungle was. I was entering, all seemed normal. I was looking around where there were some weird bushes. Then all of a sudden, a Pyroar jumped out at me! I was ready for battle, but it left for some reason. I wasn't sure why a lion wouldn't want to attack a turtle but whatever. I continued through the jungle avoiding booby traps and such. when I was in this area of the jungle that looked like an arena surrounded by trees. There were no buildings, just trees everywhere throughout the jungle, then an area with little trees. I felt a little uncomfortable as I was right in the open. I turned around and tried to head back, but then a load of trees collapsed near the entrance, leaving me trapped. I was dumbfounded, wondering what was going on. Just then, a Charizard jumped out at me, biting my eye attempting to rip my flesh. I pushed it off then saw a swarm of Charizard. There were like 20 of them and they all surrounded me. Charizards are mortal enemies with Blastoises because they think that they are the best and Blastoise are not. I was put to the ultimate test that I was worried I wouldn't survive.

*To be continued in Part 2*
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Toy Freddy

Oh. Your life is much more interesting than I first envisioned. *drinks tea*

J-Yoshi64 said:
Pancakes? Sounds like a great person!
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She most certainly is. Unfortunately for anyone who may wish to be in a relationship with her, they may not, for she is taken by yours truly.

However, you may still eat her pancakes.
 
Meta Blastoise said:
*Blastoise tale Part 1*
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Wow. That sounds epic! You shoulda had J's brother's Blastoise and Charizard with you. They would have double-teamed with you--wait, would that make it triple-teamed? Anyway, you, Squirt, and Big C woulda whupped that swarm's flaming tails!

Golden Bonnie said:
You may still eat her pancakes.
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Yay!
 
J-Yoshi64 said:
Meta Blastoise said:
*Blastoise tale Part 1*
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Wow. That sounds epic! You shoulda had J's brother's Blastoise and Charizard with you. They would have double-teamed with you--wait, would that make it triple-teamed? Anyway, you, Squirt, and Big C woulda whupped that swarm's flaming tails!
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I appreciate the thought but what's done is done. Shall I tell you all part 2?
 
Maybe he wants to keep the number of parts different. For the time being, would you like one of my birthday cakes?
 
Yeah, but since I haven't been giving cake to people since 1985, you might want to take precaution that my cake might be stale.

Or I can buy you one, whichever you prefer.
 
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