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My brother: What if you hold the plug in one hand and put your other hand in the outlet?
Me: Short-circuit and pain.
 
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Pokémon Trainer Red said:
"OPEN THE DOOR GET ON THE FLOOR EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR" - Was (Not Was), Shoey, me


"I don't have friends. I had one." - IceShadow1199
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Lakituthequick said:
My brother: What if you hold the plug in one hand and put your other hand in the outlet?
Me: Short-circuit and pain.
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I Lol'd so hard! :lol:

"Eww no..." Me just now
 
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Pokémon Trainer Rin Kagamine said:
Pokémon Trainer Red said:
"OPEN THE DOOR GET ON THE FLOOR EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR" - Was (Not Was), Shoey, me


"I don't have friends. I had one." - IceShadow1199
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kinda fix'd.
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How is that fixed I quoted exactly what he said ahhhhh! *smashes rin's head with a table*



"Well that was easy to run across the wet floor. Woah! *slips and falls into pool*" - My friend, who doesn't want to share his name. That is why the lifeguards have that rule.
 
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"He's not just a regular moron. He's the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron who ever lived." ~ GlaDOS

"That's me fighting robots, like a ninja, well a ninja cassowary, well a ninja astronaut cassowary" ~ Tenth Doctor
 
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Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said "Goodbye" and you were like
[in a deep male voice] "No way!"
[normal voice] And then I was all "We pretended we were going to murder you?" That was great!
~ GlaDos



Charlie Mulgrew said:
Pokémon Trainer Michell said:
Charlie Mulgrew said:
Football without the fans is nothing.
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original football or American football?
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Well what americans call soccer
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good
 
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Pokémon Trainer Rin Kagamine said:
"Well, Justin Beiber is okay, but he still sucks and sings like a girl!" -Me being sarcastic in 4th grade.
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You do realize that's what everyone has been saying about him for years now?
 
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My conversation between my mom and I:

Mom: *Snooping through my email* *Insert my name here*, why is there an email alert that says "*Insert something I probably can't say on here*"?
Me: What?! Where does it say that?! *Grabs my phone*
Mom: Whoops. Misread it.

Thought that was noteworthy. Lesson: Never let your mom snoop through your emails.

On a different note:

Me: *Hitting the high notes in a song, but not realizing I was failing*
My friend: Really, *Insert my name here*?
Me: Oh come on, *Insert my friend's name here*! I was on a roll!
 
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This is your fault. I'm going to kill you. And all the cake is gone. You don't even care, do you? ~ GlaDOS
 
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"So, after learning a few new terms from my classmates the other day, I learned something: people in college are just as stupid as people in high school" - one of my friends (paraphrased)
 
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Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science Self Esteem Fund for Girls? It's true! ~ GlaDOS
 
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Area and state regulations do not allow the Companion Cube to remain here, alone and companionles ~ GlaDOS
 
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"Have I lied to you?
[pause]
... I mean, in this room? " ~ GlaDOS
 
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"Shut up Lucy!" Me yelling at my dog.

"Get off my ass Lucy!" Me yelling at that same dog

"Wait a second Lucy!" Yours truly yelling at that dog

Moral: My dog does things she shouldn't do.
 
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Lakituthequick said:
^ Is that frame from that one film in which that guy got locked into a board game for 25 years?
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jumanji, yes
 
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