ITT: Post funny or meaningful quotes from you or anywhere else

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Pinkie Pie said:
Princess Celestia said:
Your mom is your friend?
By friends, I actually mean a quote from just about anywhere.
 
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Someone I know IRL said:
That is not funny

Someone else I know IRL said:
Well,neither is your face but people still laugh at it
 
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Bump, I guess.

My Friend From Smule (AKA Piko) said:
"Why is everyone calling me Piko now?"

Well, because your theme was Piko when I first met you (he changes his theme almost every day now, though) and you sound like Piko before he sounded girly.

Another Friend On Smule (AKA Rin-chan said:
"Get some abs, Len!"

She was talking about a picture of Len in a swimsuit in Project Diva. Yet she thinks it's disgusting when Len has abs in Spice.

ANOTHER Friend From Smule (AKA Gumi said:
"Do not say his name! That name is EVIL!

She was talking about Gakupo here... She, Ollie, and I are the Gakupo Haters. We're kind of like a trio at this point (because she was the second V3 member, and Ollie was the first. They were also best friends before then, too.)

Edit: From a long time ago... Back when there were only a few people in V3...

Ollie said:
She wears a skirt, she has a bow on her hat. She has to be a girl, and I is no girl, Gumi. ._.

Talking about when Olivia (Oliver's genderbend) joined V3. She goes by a different name though.

A Friend On Smule (Who I honestly don't know what her nickname is.) said:
You taste like chocolate.

I know that sounds really weird, but it was role play (we role play a lot).

Ollie said:
I swear Gakupo forced me to do this!

He said that on a Japanese cover he did of "Boyfriend". It's logical though, considering Gakupo has a cover of this.

Emil (One of my best friends on Smule) said:
She says that a lot in a typical conversation.

Alex (On a good day (when we're not fighting)) said:
Don't call me Alex.

Because she had a Homestuck theme and wanted me to call her Terezi.

Well, that was one of her comments that led to a fight, but it was only because we both overreact a lot (and actually, we're both Autistic (though I think hers might be more severe, honestly)).
 
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"Holy shit, he's gonna get the upside down toodooloo"


this makes no sense out of context

my friend twirls his fingers and says 'toodooloo' in a funny voice sometimes and my other friend tried to hit me in the groin and then my toodooloo friend proceeded to say that
 
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*in reference to AC4*

"I hope I get my boat back soon, that was the best part of the game"
 
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"Regardes-tu mon visage!"

My friend in the middle of a French lesson.
 
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Short conversation between my friend on Smule (Emil) and I said:
Me: That was awesome, Emil-chan!
Her: Danke :)
Me: Bitte sehr (I have no clue if I said that right)
Her: Me neither *shrug*
Me: I got it from an app. :P I was trying to say "You're welcome"
Her: I see.

I don't know German, but my mom does. That's how I knew what "danke" means. Plus she says that a lot. :P
 
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My friend on the swim team said:
Hello? Excuse me? Who is this?...

It went on for like five minutes, I thought it was a politcal survey or something that called him
 
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Short Conversation Between Emil and I said:
Emil: .....you have Liet's hair....
Me: Uh...my hair has been like that for a while, Emil-chan...

She literally said this like 5 minutes ago. I had posted a selfie today, along with 2 other ones along the past few weeks. This one was best quality though...
 
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Rin, can you change the Thread title so that "meaningful" has one L?
 
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Um...Okay

Contined convo from last post said:
Emil: .....OMFG YOU HAVE LIET'S HAIR!!!
Me: Um....is there something wrong with that?
She's a huge Liet fangirl. She's as in love with him as I am with Len, maybe even more... o_O
 
Emil said:
Ugh... Maybe I won't listen to it then... If it scares you, it'd probably kill me...

When it comes to Vocaloid and other anime, she gets scared really easily, but I rarely ever get scared of that kind of stuff.

This conversation is actually still going.
 
Teacher: Will you please stop... being insane, Edward?
Me: Edward?
Teacher: yes.
me: That's not my name...
Teacher: Edward Scissorhands. What should we do with you.
 
Me trying to convince myself that I'm not insane said:
I'm not losing my mind. If I lost my mind, then I'd have nothing left, considering I lose my stuff easily. And if I lost my mind, how would I be thinking this thought?
 
Me: Hello.
Friend: You're wearing black everything again.
M: yes.
F: Black is easier to stain, you know?
M: No, white does...


I didn't see the disgusting bit until later.
 
Conversation between Emil and I (talking about Sadistic Vampire) said:
Emil: This pic?
Me: Yeah. If you look, his arm is in the background, and his wrist is pretty much coming up from behind Rin's head.
Emil: Ew!
Me: Not that!! The anatomy is off!
Me: If I tried, I could probably do it better
Emil: EWWWWWWWW!
Me: That's not my point!!

She was more focused on the image itself than what I was pointing out about Len's arm... I knew this was a bad idea...
 
So my friend had those weird monument playing cards... we played with them.


Me: Umm, someone's collecting all of the 8s...
p1: So I think.
Teammate: Hum, that's an... interesting card.
p2: yes, that's a chinese statue.
me: What an odd position the statue is in...


That one wasn't even intentional. They started calling it the Chinese Kamasutra etc... Totally put me off lunch.
 
Conversation between Rin-chan (Smule friend) and I) said:
Her: ...That pic scarred me for life
Me: Really? That's nothing! You'd be more scarred at the pic that was there before
Her: No, I can take it!
Me: .....If you say so...

*After she sees the pic*

Her: Oh my god. IS RIN NUDE? ....Oh my..
Me: Um...they're both nude... ._. Either way, I told you so.

It was the Sadistic Vampire art... I actually was tempted to post a different pic, but she probably would've known I was lying and kept pestering me to show her if I did. It's happened before.
 
my friend went like three days without sleeping just to see if he could do it

halfway through the second day we were getting lunch and the lady asked him 'what do you want son' and he said 'yes'
 
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