LN1 L - N - 1 Jan 18, 2013 #51 You quit your current job, the new one doesn't pay enough, and before you know it, you're forced live on the streets. The ability to shout "Bananas" to get free bananas at a rate of 5 times a day.
You quit your current job, the new one doesn't pay enough, and before you know it, you're forced live on the streets. The ability to shout "Bananas" to get free bananas at a rate of 5 times a day.
Daniel Dyce That's what I call hamburgers Core 'Shroom Staff Retired Wiki Staff Jan 18, 2013 #52 You are allergic to Bananas The ability to make it snow no matter what the temp is
RandomYoshi Sweden? More like Memeden. Chat Operator Retired Wiki Staff Jan 18, 2013 #53 You get buried in the snow, though. The ability to survive extreme temperatures, both cold and warm.
Daniel Dyce That's what I call hamburgers Core 'Shroom Staff Retired Wiki Staff Jan 18, 2013 #54 you can survive them by going into a deep sleep the ability to be the worlds greatest journalist
Recon-Seven Mostly dead, but still alive inside Jan 19, 2013 #55 Only if you tried to claims to be the journalist The ability to make people crying upon touch with right arm.
Only if you tried to claims to be the journalist The ability to make people crying upon touch with right arm.
Specific Neptune how're you doin' Pronouns Any Jan 19, 2013 #56 everyone you love cries whenever you try to hug them, if they're crying already, you hug them, they cry even more until they dehydrate and die the ability to make cheese with your right foot
everyone you love cries whenever you try to hug them, if they're crying already, you hug them, they cry even more until they dehydrate and die the ability to make cheese with your right foot
Nathan Fielder Business Expert Chat Operator Retired Forum Mod Retired Wiki Staff 'Shroom Consultant Jan 19, 2013 #57 you are killed by jealous cheesemakers. the ability to be classier than shoey
Cirdec Celestial Guide Jan 19, 2013 #58 You become so class that everyone harass you and you decide to leave forever. The ability to survive without eating and drinking.
You become so class that everyone harass you and you decide to leave forever. The ability to survive without eating and drinking.
Glitchy Bowser Jr. "Stuff it, sponge brain!" Jan 19, 2013 #59 You die by lack of sleep. The ability to summon Yoshis.
Shyghoul Peace be with you, whoever you are. Pronouns she/her/they Jan 19, 2013 #60 They Eat you. The ability to make all avatars pictures of dogs.
Anton kero? Chat Administrator Core 'Shroom Staff Jan 20, 2013 Thread starter #61 Unfortunately, cats are cuter. Ability to alter the density of your body (lower to walk through walls, higher to become immovable, etc.)
Unfortunately, cats are cuter. Ability to alter the density of your body (lower to walk through walls, higher to become immovable, etc.)
Snifit on Stilts Bullet Bill Jan 20, 2013 #62 But you can't breath when your density is changed. Telekenisis
B Baby Mario Bloops BMB Jan 20, 2013 #63 But your brain will explode from too much physical power. Power to jump into other dimensions.
Cirdec Celestial Guide Jan 20, 2013 #64 You jump to an infinite dimension space and become crazy. Power to change your gender.
Daniel Dyce That's what I call hamburgers Core 'Shroom Staff Retired Wiki Staff Jan 20, 2013 #65 You are really ugly Ability to become smasher
Shyghoul Peace be with you, whoever you are. Pronouns she/her/they Jan 20, 2013 #66 You get mobbed by fans everywhere you go. Power to destroy Neptune.(the planet)
Daniel Dyce That's what I call hamburgers Core 'Shroom Staff Retired Wiki Staff Jan 20, 2013 #67 Neptune chunks crush you the ability to be
Shyghoul Peace be with you, whoever you are. Pronouns she/her/they Jan 20, 2013 #68 No one likes you anymore. The power to delete porple's account.
Daniel Dyce That's what I call hamburgers Core 'Shroom Staff Retired Wiki Staff Jan 20, 2013 #69 Porple beats you up in real life the ability to turn everyone (except Shoey) into a brony
Shyghoul Peace be with you, whoever you are. Pronouns she/her/they Jan 20, 2013 #70 Star Wars 7 is stopped in favor of MLP projects. The ability to turn into a marshmallow.
Daniel Dyce That's what I call hamburgers Core 'Shroom Staff Retired Wiki Staff Jan 20, 2013 #71 you are eaten the ability to make it so mlp is never canceled
Shyghoul Peace be with you, whoever you are. Pronouns she/her/they Jan 20, 2013 #72 The show becomes stale. The ability to turn your best friend into a cow.
Daniel Dyce That's what I call hamburgers Core 'Shroom Staff Retired Wiki Staff Jan 20, 2013 #73 you lose him in a field of other cows the ability to control the moon
Shyghoul Peace be with you, whoever you are. Pronouns she/her/they Jan 20, 2013 #74 The tides get fucked up,flooding Florida. The ability to make humans.
Daniel Dyce That's what I call hamburgers Core 'Shroom Staff Retired Wiki Staff Jan 20, 2013 #75 Humans fucking suck The ability to make squids dance