Superpowers

Bloopers become jelly and kill you.

The ability to always be happy.
 
you are to happy and spongebob kills you out of jealous
the ability to play the fiddle
 
You engage in a Fiddle contest with the devil in Georgia and he wins,getting your soul.

The ability to make castles from nothing.
 
the castles don't actually exist you're just insane
the ability to sound like Jimmie Roberts
 
Your friends get annoyed your voice and abandon you.

The ability eat rocks and not die.
 
rocks still taste bad
the ability to be a very hungry caterpillar
 
A bird eats you.

The ability to destroy the internet.
 
You destroy the internet and become depressed.

The ability to add as many 0 you want in your bank account.
 
it only works this way 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001
the ability to become a pumpkin
 
You are turned into a pie.

The ability to turn into fire.
 
They are so amazing that nobody is worthy to play them

The ability to impersonate John Boy.
 
However, you grow hair on yourself. And become a.. Captain Caveman..

The ability to force people to repeat their action they do in yesterday.
 
Unfortunately you accidentally use your power on someone tormenting you, now endlessly.

The ability to control magnetic fields.
 
You flip yourself into space.

The ability to turn into an unedible donut.
 
Since you are inedible nobody eats you and you finish in a dustbin.

The ability to know every prime number.
 
The list of numbers is infinite, resulting in you completely filling all of your memory with numbers and you lapse into a coma.

The ability to always get a good night's sleep.
 
You have so much wisdom that you realize everyone on Earth are idiots and you decide to suicide yourself.

The ability to survive without sleeping.
 
You never have another good dream again.

The ability to breath in space.
 
You see the death of everyone you know.

The abilty to walk.
 
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