The Official Facial Hair thread

[Specific Neptune]

Kevin Harvick, famous nascar driver

hi kevin i'm grandpa

 

[DragonFreak]

Wait....I just realized why I don't like facial hair 75% of the time!

 

[Duskull]

Do tell, my goatee needs to know.

 

[DragonFreak]

For, uh, reasons.

 

[Duskull]

Disappointing.

 

[DragonFreak]

Yeah, IDK if I want to share why. Sorry.

 

[Duskull]

You can PM if you want, I won't judge.

 

[DragonFreak]

You can PM if you want, I won't judge.

Ok, I will later.

 

[Shyghoul]

i'm too young to grow facial hair lol

why can't this be true anymore damnit

 

[User4042]

I'm too embarrassed (why does this have to be so hard to spell for me) to have a two millimeter long moustache. I lost my shaver (I got it a while ago when it was barely there). Please help.

 

[Duskull]

Pluck them out individually, alternatively let it grow, let it grow.

 

[Pokemon DP]

My facial hair is a curse that I'm lifting through IPL hair removal. The upside is my hair growth has always been really poor, so I'm a bit luckier than some transwomen.

 

[fantanoice]

For years I thought I didn't have eyebrows because they were blonde and so light that I couldn't see them. Since then my hair has gotten progressively more red and therefore easier to see.

Speaking of which, I don't get the hoo-har about waxing eyebrows, like, I prefer bigger/bushier ones... you know... which aren't monobrows.

 

[Anton]

I like thicker eyebrows too but when you gotta pluck you gotta pluck. No one likes caterpillars on their faces.

Also Milk is the best.

 

[Baby Mario Bloops]

So, I decided to try something this past week.

Spoiler

It's only been like 8 days, so I'll probably give it another 10 days to see how I look.

 

[Duskull]

Looking good.

I myself trimmed my goatee a bit earlier.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

oh fuck, sorry, wrong thread