Control the Throne II

Javelin completes construction of a Quantum Gateway and requests support.

The Quantum Gateway begins beaming in something.

After a couple of minutes, a somewhat smaller (yet still huge nonetheless) mecha bearing a blue symbol steps out of the Quantum Gateway.

"Ready for orders, sir!" says Yoshiwaker, in the cockpit of the mecha.
 
Their base constructed and fortified against discovery, land assaults, air assaults, nuclear weapons, and tactical missiles, the two brothers set to work on constructing massive robots of destruction.

Spiderbots, that would unleash a ray of destruction with their massive laser cannons.
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Megaliths, even taller mechas that would blast enemies from afar with giant proton cannons.
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Amphibious Mobile Factories that would bombard enemies with battleship-level weaponry.
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This was going to be interesting.
 
"Fawful, do you want to know why I did this? Don't answer, I'll tell you anyway. The throne is indestructable. By putting my mind inside it, I have granted myself immortality! So I can watch EVERY. SINGLE. PATHETIC. ATTEMPT. That you or anyone else makes to control me. Nobody has ever held me for more than a day. Not even you. You pathetic little thing. Food for thought."
 
"Demon? Hah! Yes, there is a demon. I've met him. He's actually very nice, as long as you're his client (or me). And self-employed. The demon business actually pays quite well. In any case, he charges a considerable amount. What have you got on you?"
 
Silly Fawful. Don't you know the demon is immune to mind control? At least, ever since that weird Jedi on Wookiepedia tried to get him to kill himself. Almost lost a good friend there. Emphasis on almost. Anyway, the demon asked the Demon Lord (shudder) for immunity to that sort of stuff. And the Demon Lord agreed. So there you go.
 
Those were my thoughts. You can tell because they were in italics, and not in quotes. Or can you read thoughts?
 
"Look, just pay the demon well, and he'll do what you want. He hasn't once gone back on a deal, ever. Let's go!"
 
A booming voice comes from it. "I AM!" It coughs and starts again, transforming into a humanoid form (with red horns, of course) and speaking normally. "I am the Great Twenty-Fourth Demon of [mumble grumble]. Give me a command, and I'll give you a free quote, detailing the costs associated with it."
 
"Getting all the power through me requires you to have all the power in the first place. Would you like a lot of the power for one small wiki?"
 
"That seems about right. Please place the offer or contract that promises the contents of the offer will be paid in the circle indicated here." A big neon arrow points at a chalk circle on the floor.
 
The circle lights up green and the coins disappear. The "epic item get" music plays. A text box appears:

ITEM GET!
You got MOST OF THE POWER!
You can now do MOST OF THE THINGS*!
(*Things you can do are the choice of the demon. You may be able to do stupid things, like swallow golf balls whole.)

"My work is done. I will be accessible again in 48 hours. For an exact timing, look at the screen that has appeared on the throne. Additionally, a homing beacon has been activated, alerting everyone to your location. Good day!" The demon disappears in a self-extinguishing flame.
 
47:59:27
"You would know me as Tantusar. I travelled back in time to when the throne was being made, and applications were being held for an artificial intelligence. I blackmailed the contest holder. And that's my life story."
 
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