Your headcanons

[Nellie Rose Morningstar]

Yeah I think I know what it is too. Her body changes every morning, so she has to buy two pairs of dresses for this.

She can try hiding her proportional changes all she wants, but she can't fool my oversized plumber™ eyes! Nyeh heh heh.

Um, the "proportional changes" MIGHT be the fact she's wearing HEELS in one image and SNEAKERS in the other

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Uh, there's quite the proportional differences between head, waist width, leg length, etc

 

[I'm the lil bro.]

Um, the "proportional changes" MIGHT be the fact she's wearing HEELS in one image and SNEAKERS in the other

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I made their heads around about the same size here for comparison. There's definitely some weirdness going on with the proportions.

 

[zel]

Lemmy: Pan as frick

thats so true he litcherally has pan hair

also found my own post on queer hcs too https://www.marioboards.com/threads/27164/post-2260884

 

[Nellie Rose Morningstar]

thats so true he litcherally has pan hair

also found my own post on queer hcs too https://www.marioboards.com/threads/27164/post-2260884

Waluigi CANNOT be Ace-Aro tho. Have you SEEN this render!?!?

NO Aro-Ace person would do this. That is OBVIOUSLY someone who wants a relationship

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

You can probably be aro ace and act flirty, but you're just not attracted to people. Maybe Waluigi just likes a dance!

 

[Nellie Rose Morningstar]

You can probably be aro ace and act flirty, but you're just not attracted to people. Maybe Waluigi just likes a dance!

Nah, mate. That's a man wanting to smash in more ways than one

 

[Vivian]

I'm going to listen to the ace person on that one.

Back to Pauline, the heels are totally a power up giving her the power to sing (and changing her body size)

 

[zel]

did i say he was aromantic too (i did not)
you can still be ace and also be alloromantic and in a relationship

 

[Ray Trace]

I act like that when I want to purposely seduce my boyfriend and I'm still a hard ace. Yeah some ace people can be trollish.

 

[Koopa con Carne]

Wario: He's Demi

He definitely enjoys hookups though, or so can be construed from the better endings of Virtual Boy Wario Land and the end credits of Wario Land 4:

(look! he's overjoyed that he's bringing a Playboy bunny--and money of course--back home lol. now he can talk all night about how he bullies defenseless goons for coin.)

I do like the idea that he might have some deeper feelings for Mona though.

 

[Nellie Rose Morningstar]

He definitely enjoys hookups though, or so can be construed from the better endings of Virtual Boy Wario Land and the end credits of Wario Land 4:

(look! he's overjoyed that he's bringing a Playboy bunny--and money of course--back home lol. now he can talk all night about how he bullies defenseless goons for coin.)

I do like the idea that he might have some deeper feelings for Mona though.

Yeah! He's also very supportive of Waluigi!

 

[Ten]

Luigi: bisexual

personally i cant see luigi being straight outside of pretending to be. luaisy is a very one sided ship

Wario: He's Demi and has a thing for Mona

yesss mona x wario is a great pairing also honestly i saw a hc of wario being trans masc and i know believe he is 1000%

Bowser: Straight, but if his kids were to come out he'd be 100% ok with that

bowser is too fruity to be straight im sorry

also i'd like to add my gender/sexuality hc for gooigi, who is a genderless being (literally) and is pan. he's also ace but sex positive so he's up for exploring that.

 

[Nellie Rose Morningstar]

personally i cant see luigi being straight outside of pretending to be. luaisy is a very one sided ship



yesss mona x wario is a great pairing also honestly i saw a hc of wario being trans masc and i know believe he is 1000%



bowser is too fruity to be straight im sorry

also i'd like to add my gender/sexuality hc for gooigi, who is a genderless being (literally) and is pan. he's also ace but sex positive so he's up for exploring that.

That's cool

 

[J-Yoshi64]

To add my own pieces of evidence regarding Pauline's height...

Exhibit A Exhibit B Exhibit C

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Conclusion: New Donk City causes height changes for everyone but Mario, Luigi, and Peach.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Mario's just a super midget in New Donk City.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

But even Toads got the size-up there

 

[Mcmadness]

The Mushroom Kingdom doesn't have a standing military because Peach is confident in Mario and co's abilities to handle any potential crisis, thus she uses what would have been the military budget on more useful things for the kingdom.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Mario IS the standing military. And Luigi. And Toad. And Daisy even.

 

[Vivian]

Daisy since when

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Since Mario Party 3, I guess

 

[Mcmadness]

And Daisy even.

Nah not her.

Too busy with her own kingdom.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Daisy since when

Super Mario Run, of course!!!

 

[Vivian]

I wonder what ever happened with her kingdom, maybe she auctioned it

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

I know maybe some one-liner in some MaRPG contradicts what I'm saying but I'm always under belief that Boos are just paranormal wisp-like poltergeists, and they're not actually deceased entities and whatnot; kinda like how Cappy isn't really supposed to represent a dead person.

i.e. Boos are born Boos.