Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Cuz you are ugly

Why does gravity not affect birds?
 
One Kirby.

Why must God hate math?
 
They ate too much pie, which contains a lot of blasphemy concentrate.

Why is the African Gray Parrot so cute, yet so smart?
 
Because I forced you to while you were on a trapeze.

Why did I respond to your question?
 
Absolutely nothing because I'm secretly the head honcho of the Panora company, which is essentially the sister-in-law to the Granola Bar company, who's the second cousin to the Klondike Bar company.

Why are words called words when they're really letters?
 
'cause I don't know

What is 0?
 
I'm sorry. There is air in my posts.

Who am i
 
Because the road was looking at you funny and you wanted to step on it.

Why is Peach a fungustool?
 
Because fungi don't make stools, so that's why.

Why am I drunk?
 
Yes because they're delicious.

How did my taco get over there?
 
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