Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

^The mean of that post is 32. All I did was take the sum of whatever you said and divided it by the time it took for me to respond to you. Barrels obviously prefer the moon walk, that's why.

Is it a good thing that everyone hates school?
 
I don't know, ask the doctor.

Why isn't the sky green?
 
Your grandma forced you to be Iggy.

Is air a fluid?
 
No, it's a species of lobster. Don't let them pinch you or you may feel crazy.

Why do heaters heat her?
 
To dance until your feet wear off and your bones collapse.

Why does Bowser kidnap Princess Peach?
 
To have sex with her

Why do fanboys loathe nintendo?
 
Because purple orange yellow.

Why are trees made of wood?
 
Yes because :yoshi: s eat them.

How many pancakes can fit on a roof?
 
It would be thick because aliens wear hats.

Why does food have an expiry date?
 
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