Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

[Megamario15]

1871. (You're still young!)
Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Because it was there.

Why am I wearing my blue shirt today?

 

[Thwompinalltheway]

Because it's blue day. Why is Justin beiber playable in smash bros?

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Because Nintendo characters requested for a personal punching bag and Sandbag didn't arrive so they had the second best alternative.

Why am I writing in English?

 

[Thwompinalltheway]

Because you're BRAINWASHED. Why do people ship Master hand with Lakitu?

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Because they both can swim.

Am I in the Milky Way Galaxy?

 

[Thwompinalltheway]

No. You're in the juicy way galaxy. Why is Toad in my house right now?

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Huh, the scientists must've been telling me all the wrong things.

Toad is in your house because he's a Jehovah's Witness.

Why is Toad is a Jehovah's Witness?

 

[Thwompinalltheway]

Cause he's a mushroom. Why does this thread exist?

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

I drank too much milk and this thread was born.

How come you didn't do your math homework?

 

[Megamario15]

Because we're in the juicy way galaxy, where everything is strange.
Why are we asking stupid questions?

 

[Thwompinalltheway]

Because we're high on fuzzies. Why are Daleks?

 

[Megamario15]

Something created by 25 alcoholic fanboys (I legitimately have never heard of them).
Who created the wiki?

 

[Thwompinalltheway]

Hades. Why does the world exist?

 

[Megamario15]

Because Rosalina waved her magic wand and all the lumas exploded into the big bang.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?

 

[Thwompinalltheway]

Because 7 killed 9 in revenge for dumping his girlfriend. Why does Hades not look intimidating?

 

[Megamario15]

Because Bowser burned it all off. Why did you change your sig?

 

[Thwompinalltheway]

Because HADES IS YOUR LORD. Why can't i see the rapheal the raven constellation?

 

[YuruNex]

Because it's on a coffee break.

Why is it a bad idea to take medicine on an empty stomach?

 

[Megamario15]

Because medicine likes to socialize.
How old am I?

 

[Boo Diddly]

As old as

What is a goomba?

 

[YuruNex]

Goombas are decendants of Poochy.

What is the meaning of life?

 

[Thwompinalltheway]

There is no meaning of life. Why did prince Froggy cross the road?

 

[Megamario15]

To be a goomba, or this according to an earlier answer.

Why is this ugly?

 

[Boo Diddly]

It's crappy

Why did the sheep cross the road?