Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

[Thwompinalltheway]

He ate crap every day. Why am i addicted to Fuzzies?

 

[Megamario15]

Because they're so fluffy!!
Why I am I asking so many questions?

 

[Boo Diddly]

because your a goomba

Why did the sheep cross the road?

 

[Megamario15]

Because it is also a , just like me.
Why is your sig so cool?

 

[YuruNex]

Because is a pretty cool smiley, and is better.

Am I scary?

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Your Pikachu avatar explains things.

Am I scarier than the above poster?

 

[Megamario15]

No, but I'm scarier than you.
What is the reason for our miserable wonderful lives?

 

[Xiahou Dun]

The existence of Mario.

Why do people think a Samurai is making Smash Bros.?

 

[Thwompinalltheway]

Because samurais wear white gloves. Why Sakurai?

 

[Megamario15]

Because a Sakurai eventually gets tired of fighting coworkers.
Why is a goomba?

 

[Wittgenstein]

Because Browser ate

Who is the queen of kings?

 

[Thwompinalltheway]

Daisy the third. Who is Miyamoto?

 

[Wittgenstein]

who am i

 

[Thwompinalltheway]

You're dumb. What does my *bleep* *bleep*

 

[Wittgenstein]

dinner

how did waluigi get so fat

 

[Thwompinalltheway]

Because I HAVE FURY. Why is the burger train ignoring me?

 

[Megamario15]

Because ate it back in 2009.
Why did eat it?

 

[Cirdec]

Because the burger train was green.
Why Ridley is too big?

 

[Wittgenstein]

Because he's bigger than Wittgenstein, who is too big.

Why does time stand still in the country?

 

[Megamario15]

Because it's stopping to smell the roses.
Who is this?

 

[Wittgenstein]

Count Bleck.

Am I shiny?

 

[Megamario15]

Yes.
Why not 10 golden rings?

 

[Boo Diddly]

Because it's still 2009.

Who is Boo4761.

 

[Megamario15]

This guy:
Who is Grumpy Cat?

 

[Thwompinalltheway]

What the is