Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

[Andymii]

That's offensive to bacteria.
What if life is a hoax?

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Because it's all just a dream.

What is the definition of the letter "A"?

 

[Yoshi100_Aus]

Something that we will never understand.

Why is outer space cold?

 

[Lord Bowser]

because rosalina is a wretched ice queen

why is rosalina a wretched ice queen

 

[Yoshi100_Aus]

Because she's actually Mario with a Fire Flower.

How is she Mario if Mario is a Goomba who is-?

 

[Lord Bowser]

because life felt like it

since bowser's hair is orange does that make him a punk rocker

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

It makes him a worker at the Large Hadron Collider.

Is Toad on to something?

 

[Lord Bowser]

no but toad is on something (shrooms)

what would an omelette made with yoshi eggs and super mushrooms taste like

 

[Andymii]

Green eggs and ham.
Are you The One?

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

You're the one I need.

Why do I think Yoshi eggs are actually crap?

 

[Andymii]

Because science.
Does Mario like his pasta al dente?

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Only on Sundays.

Is today tuesday?

 

[Lumastar]

Yes, but that knowledge does not help YOU.

Why is confused?

 

[Andymii]

I don't get it.

What's Mario's social security number?

 

[Lord Bowser]

012345678909876543210

does the mushroom kingdom have real world stuff like insurance and taxes and stuff

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Play New Super Mario Bros. 2.

Or any Mario game for that matter.

Do you think chewing on Luigi's cap tastes good?

 

[Andymii]

It could use more salt.

Did Dr. Mario even go to medical school?

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Yes, but because he thought all the naturopathy being taught made him so mad, he applied for Smash Bros. academy.

Does Luigi's hat taste like mint chocolate chip?

 

[Andymii]

Yes, with a hint of kimchi.
What's Ludwig Von Koopa's best musical composition?

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

I don't know, but the best part about them is the sound they make when they stop.

Do the Koopalings even know their namesakes?

 

[Mintiously]

Hell no.

Can Mario fly?

 

[Andymii]

He believes he can touch the sky.

What if Bowser teamed up with the NSA?

 

[TheFalconPunchMaster]

They would inevitably betray him in the end.

Does Waluigi's mustache have some unnatural properties to it?

 

[Andymii]

refuses to comment.

Bowser requests your social security number, name, address, phone number, and email.

 

[TheFalconPunchMaster]

000-000-000
Mr. Anonymous A. Anon
Po box. 0000
000-000-0000
AnonymousIndividual000@AnonymousMail.com

Do all toasters toast toast?