Things That Fictional Characters Would NEVER Say

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Star Spirit
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So, yeah. In this game we post things that a particular character would never say. Be sure to say who that character is and where he/she is from!

I'll start:

"I'm going to be smart today and not destroy things." - Alois Trancy (I actually ripped this one off from DeviantArt. 3:)

"Nah, I'd rather not go drive the road roller today. I'd rather study." - Rin Kagamine, Vocaloid
 
"Let's save Daisy!" -Luigi, Mario series
 
Vodka martini, stirred not shaken - James Bond, James Bond series
 
"Russia, I hate you" - Belarus (Hetalia)
 
Actually... I get a bit bored of swimming- Haruka Nanase

I'm not really German- Klavier Gavin

This room is a mess but I still don't want to clean it- Levi

I'm too fast, I need to slow down- Sonic
 
"I think i'm gonna go on a diet" -Wario
 
ernesth100 said:
Hi Guys I speak fluent in over 36 languages now-Yoshi.

lol

"Just because I knocked it down doesn't mean I can't save the EMpire State Building" -King Kong
 
Well, once you factor the rate of deformity minus the considerable patient genome, it's actually a disturbing orange peel.

-Most fictional characters you can think of.
 
I'm going to be nice. - That Guy.
 
Anything other than "Hyah!" and "Waaaah!" - Link, the Legend of Zelda

...is this really the kind of game the forum is offering up now? I'm disappointed.
 
Love and hugs!!! -Shadow
 
Dr. Javelin said:
Anything other than "Hyah!" and "Waaaah!" - Link, the Legend of Zelda

...is this really the kind of game the forum is offering up now? I'm disappointed.
excuuuuuuuuussseee me princess
 
"Want to help me burn this forest down?" -Ranger Gord
"I think I'll start a going-out-of-business sale." -Dalton Humphrey

And this one was inspired by one of the earlier posts in this thread:
"I am a fluent speaker in just about any language known." -Furrball
 
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