Things That Fictional Characters Would NEVER Say

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

Luigi: I'm a dog. Woof.

There was an episode in the cartoon where he got turned into a dog and I think he said those exact words.

Cynthia: I don't ever want to be a hero ever!

 

[Vommack]

Gregor: The word I.

 

[Lily x]

Rin Matsuoka: Why the fuck do I have shark teeth?

 

[Cirdec]

Ash: Serena, I love you.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Bowser: I love you, Yoshi

 

[YuruNex]

Ash: Serena, I love you.

Actually, just replace Serena with any female character.

 

[Milo Thatch]

Any modern Pokemon villain: Life is good.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Waluigi: Bowser vs. Toad! Yay!

 

[Lily x]

Eren Jaeger: Actually, I am not too bothered about killing the titans, the walls are pretty nice to live in.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

"Adding a cape to this costume would be a good design choice"

-Edna Mode

 

[Magikrazy]

"For once, I agree with the president" literally anyone on Fox News

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Toadette: *bleep*

 

[Stargatedalek]

"For once, I agree with the president" literally anyone on Fox News

unless its a 'conservative-white-christian-male-republican tea party president', then they would agree with his every word :P


"you get no points today, fuck off" ~ Rika Furude

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Yoshi: Hey, look! It's our audience!

 

[Cirdec]

Link: I can speak.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Mario: Hey, so can I!

 

[Stargatedalek]

Chell: apple

 

[Magikrazy]

"I hate donuts and beer!" - Homer Simpson

"I hate food, especially cookies!" - Cookie Monster

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Eeyore: Yipeeee! C'mon guys, I'm having the greatest day of my life! *explodes*

 

[Magikrazy]

"Eat at Burger King!" - Ronald McDonald

 

[Lily x]

Spoiler: free! eternal summer episode 10

Rin Matsuoka: *Cries* OK I AM CRYING AND I NEED A HUG

 

[Specific Neptune]

Lestrade: Sherlock, let's bang.

 

[Magikrazy]

I'm not posh.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Squidward: Don't go, SpongeBob! I need you!

 

[Magikrazy]

Loic: somebody found me