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PrincessPeach1989 said:
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https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090719174238AAdnJzh
 
I don't like lip-lip kissing between anyone, honestly.
 
Well, it is technically. The mouth is one of the dirtiest places in a human being.
 
Hypochondriac Mario said:
Shy Guy Forever said:
Nothing is as bad as this: Mario Teaches Typing.
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Nope, Ride to Hell Redemption, Aquaman, Superman 64, and Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing like to have a word with you. You haven't scraped the bottom of the muck barrel.
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and there is worse then those.

although at least big rigs has like the best commercial ever.
 
The most tragic cancellation in vidya history.

 
Halayà úbe Praseodymium Mario said:
Well, it is technically. The mouth is one of the dirtiest places in a human being.
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Made even worse by the fact that bacteria love to hide there...
 
http://web.archive.org/web/20080212002343/http://www.elecplay.com/reviews_article.php?article=411

Even though it appears to be a culmination many fantastic Nintendo games, [Smash Bros] simply isn’t even close to resembling anything remotely good. Don’t be brainwashed, kids, this is not cool; it’s a rip-off to be taken at face value.
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Cons: A Scam
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Captain Falcon (from StarFox),
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After all, it’s still a 2D game, a non scrolling, multi-player platformer, if not a fighter. And it’s poor. Granted, this would have been spectacular on the old NES, even quaint for the SNES, but come on! This is the N64 where I can fly an X-Wing and dogfight with Tie-fighters; where I can use stealth and treachery and cap bad-guys in the back of the head in Goldeneye 007; hunt dinosaurs with a rocket launcher, cross check Pavel Bure ‘til he’s out for the season; body slam Hulk Hogan for using mascara in his beard...
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I assumed "everyone" could perceive Super Smash Bros. as a cheap cannibalisation of games and characters who’s days of glory are long past...

And, while I recently praised Nintendo for at least showing the gumption of utilising the franchise mandate in a fairly fresh way by having their tired-old, same-old characters jump from genre to genre, now I can only praise them for a very good marketing department (and all in one, long, run-on sentence, too!). How they managed to convince so many people that this Smash crap is what "everyone" has been asking for all along is beyond me.
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This might very well be the pinnacle achievement for Nintendo. Convincing gamers that a fluffy-kiddie, cutesy-wutesy character called Jigglypuff (another conniption causing character from Pokemon) can kick butt with the best of ‘em by singing its opponents to sleep is no small feat. Still, it’s a feat that stinks.
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How I pity this wretched reviewer.
 
That guy should get fired from reviewing and never get a job in it again.
 
It seems the editorial policy of Electric Playground was of very high standards:

Bladeforce is very cool. C'mon, admit it; ever since you were 5 years old, you've wanted your very own jet pack to haul your butt around town. Well, it's 1995 and Studio 3DO figures it's high time that dream, that we've all had, becomes a reality. Sort of. Instead of a jet pack, Bladeforce has us strapping on a helicopter backpack (helipak). It is the year 2110 and our mission is to annihilate crime in Meggagrid, a most horrible place to reside (it was once Los Angeles - I don't know if that means anything). Crime is out of control in Meggagrid and certain criminals have been targeted for eradication. You are the eraser.
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[quote author=I can't]If you can just imagine Doom, Descent, Magic Carpet, PO'd and Panzer Dragoon wrapped up into one big package, you'll have an idea of what Bladeforce looks like. [/quote]

Flying around in the game is exhilarating. It is fun in and of itself. That's cool.
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Cons: Is everybody a criminal?
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It took me over two hours to explore and destroy most of level 1. Of course, I spent a lot of time making sure my armaments were maxxed. I don't like to play with smaller guns than my enemies - call it a Freudian thing.
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[quote author=mfffffffffff]The rendered intros and cut sequences would be cool enough for me to encourage you to rush out and rent this sucker. [/quote]
 
Glowsquid said:
It seems the editorial policy of Electric Playground was of very high standards:

Bladeforce is very cool. C'mon, admit it; ever since you were 5 years old, you've wanted your very own jet pack to haul your butt around town. Well, it's 1995 and Studio 3DO figures it's high time that dream, that we've all had, becomes a reality. Sort of. Instead of a jet pack, Bladeforce has us strapping on a helicopter backpack (helipak). It is the year 2110 and our mission is to annihilate crime in Meggagrid, a most horrible place to reside (it was once Los Angeles - I don't know if that means anything). Crime is out of control in Meggagrid and certain criminals have been targeted for eradication. You are the eraser.
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[quote author=I can't]If you can just imagine Doom, Descent, Magic Carpet, PO'd and Panzer Dragoon wrapped up into one big package, you'll have an idea of what Bladeforce looks like.
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Flying around in the game is exhilarating. It is fun in and of itself. That's cool.
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Cons: Is everybody a criminal?
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It took me over two hours to explore and destroy most of level 1. Of course, I spent a lot of time making sure my armaments were maxxed. I don't like to play with smaller guns than my enemies - call it a Freudian thing.
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[quote author=mfffffffffff]The rendered intros and cut sequences would be cool enough for me to encourage you to rush out and rent this sucker. [/quote]
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I was wondering what the ---- Bladeforce was until I learned it was a game for the 3DO
 
Magikrazy said:
I like how the article implies only Fox can use a "light-sabre".
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Or only Mario can use a Star. As if those items are part of their moveset, making them unique.

Saying that Super Smash Bros. has no depth is laughable. Sure, the single-player is not spectacular, but really, it's not meant to be judged on the single player mode alone.
 
Super Smash Misty said:
Halayà úbe Praseodymium Mario said:
Magikrazy said:
Super Smash Misty said:
Magikrazy said:
But it's called a Laser Beam Sword, not a light-sabre.
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Actually it's just Beam Sword
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Either way, it's not a light-sabre.
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Uh-huh. (under "Features")
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It does call the fan a striking fan, the Fire Flower a Fireflower, and a Poké Ball a Pokeball, as well.
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It's basically pre-release information. But still, Beam Sword and Light-Sabre, they're just different monikers for the same thing, really.
 
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