Mario is NOT evil!

[Shy Guy Forever]

I am sick and tired of people thinking that Mario is the bad guy! Game Theory said it! Even some users on here said it! Here are a few reasons why Mario is NOT evil.

1. They say that Mario stomps ''innocent'' Goomba's. But, have you ever realized that the Goomba's are on Bowser's side? Same thing go's for Koopa's, Magikoopa's, Hammer Bros., Piranha Plants, The Koopalings, and, (I hate to say it), Shy Guy's.

2. People say that Mario punches Yoshi's head. But, have you ever realized that Yoshi wants to HELP Mario? Besides, he's just pointing. The graphics just make it look like that.

3. People say Mario is mean to Luigi. Well he is, but Luigi is mean to Mario, too! Either they are both evil, or they are both good!

If you have any more reasons why Mario isn't evil, say them in replies.

 

[GalacticPetey]

Butthurt Mario fans are the funniest.

 

[Zae]

Butthurt Mario fans are the funniest.

oh yes they are.

its like eating pizza... except not at all.

 

[DragonFreak]

~snip~

People just read things too much. My rule of thumb, when trying to figure out the moral or real-life example of video games, don't.

 

[User4042]

http://www.screwattack.com/news/ask-experts-mario-evil

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

ITT: Overanalyzing by Game Theory.

 

[DragonFreak]

I like Game Theory, but sometimes I am not sure whether I should take it serious or not.

 

[PeskyPlumbers64]

I like Game Theory, but sometimes I am not sure whether I should take it serious or not.

Game Theory lost me when they considered the Wii U the next Virtual Boy.

 

[Anser]

This video further proves your statement is wrong. Mario is a merciless monster hidden under the mask of a joyful, kid-friendly person.

 

[Shyghoul]

I love GT

some of the videos they make are ridiculous but others are actually quite interesting

 

[User4042]

This video further proves your statement is wrong. Mario is a merciless monster hidden under the mask of a joyful, kid-friendly person.

;_;

 

[PeskyPlumbers64]

This video further proves your statement is wrong. Mario is a merciless monster hidden under the mask of a joyful, kid-friendly person.

The Goombas Mario stomp are recruits of Bowser's army that have been sent to kill him.

If Mario was REALLY a monster, then Goombario, Goombella, and the citizens of Goomba village would be dead in minutes.

 

[User4042]

This video further proves your statement is wrong. Mario is a merciless monster hidden under the mask of a joyful, kid-friendly person.

The Goombas Mario stomp are recruits of Bowser's army that have been sent to kill him.

If Mario was REALLY a monster, then Goombario, Goombella, and the citizens of Goomba village would be dead in minutes.

he's restraining himself

 

[PeskyPlumbers64]

Besides, if Mario is a monster, then so is Luigi, Blue Toad, Yellow Toad, even Princess Peach and Rosalina!

 

[User4042]

Besides, if Mario is a monster, then so is Luigi, Blue Toad, Yellow Toad, even Princess Peach and Rosalina!

Luigi isn't a monster, he's just trying to be like his "heroic" brother. Peach and Rosalina don't even kill Goombas, so. Peach tries to negotiate with Bowser about peace treaties, but Mario keeps kidnapping her.

 

[Shyghoul]

Besides, if Mario is a monster, then so is Luigi, Blue Toad, Yellow Toad, even Princess Peach and Rosalina!

Luigi isn't a monster, he's just trying to be like his "heroic" brother. Peach and Rosalina don't even kill Goombas, so. Peach tries to negotiate with Bowser about peace treaties, but Mario keeps kidnapping her.

*coughSM3DWcough*

 

[User4042]

Besides, if Mario is a monster, then so is Luigi, Blue Toad, Yellow Toad, even Princess Peach and Rosalina!

Luigi isn't a monster, he's just trying to be like his "heroic" brother. Peach and Rosalina don't even kill Goombas, so. Peach tries to negotiate with Bowser about peace treaties, but Mario keeps kidnapping her.

*coughSM3DWcough*

*ctohuagth'csoughnotcanoncough*

 

[PeskyPlumbers64]

Besides, if Mario is a monster, then so is Luigi, Blue Toad, Yellow Toad, even Princess Peach and Rosalina!

Luigi isn't a monster, he's just trying to be like his "heroic" brother. Peach and Rosalina don't even kill Goombas, so. Peach tries to negotiate with Bowser about peace treaties, but Mario keeps kidnapping her.

Mario kidnapping Peach?! That's a bit silly. Rosalina and Peach have stomped Goombas in 3D World. The only thing I've seen that resembles a peace treaty is so that they can go kart racing.

 

[SolarBlaze]

I'm amazed that people even take that video seriously to begin with.

 

[Anser]

Besides, if Mario is a monster, then so is Luigi, Blue Toad, Yellow Toad, even Princess Peach and Rosalina!

All of them are sick, blood-thirsty bastards. Goomba-blood-thirsty bastards at that.

 

[Shyghoul]

Besides, if Mario is a monster, then so is Luigi, Blue Toad, Yellow Toad, even Princess Peach and Rosalina!

Luigi isn't a monster, he's just trying to be like his "heroic" brother. Peach and Rosalina don't even kill Goombas, so. Peach tries to negotiate with Bowser about peace treaties, but Mario keeps kidnapping her.

*coughSM3DWcough*

*ctohuagth'csoughnotcanoncough*

sm3dw is cannon

though this "mario is evil" argument is stupid so i'm out

 

[PeskyPlumbers64]

I'm amazed that people even take that video seriously to begin with.

I'm even more amazed how people seem to think Mario abuses Luigi.

 

[User4042]

I'm amazed that people even take that video seriously to begin with.

I'm even more amazed how people seem to think Mario abuses Luigi.

 

[PeskyPlumbers64]

I'm amazed that people even take that video seriously to begin with.

I'm even more amazed how people seem to think Mario abuses Luigi.

*sigh* That was nothing more than a brotherly tease.

 

[User4042]

*sigh* That was nothing more than a brotherly tease.

Ow ow ow ow ow