Your favourite examples of Rare Sentences on the wiki?

[Kerrigan]

This level features clouds.

So does this level, and that level, and the level over there, and the level behind that door, and the really obscure level, and the level everyone hates, and the level everyone loves, and the level...

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Players run in a straight line around Bowser

 

[Princess Céline]

It can also be used as a damaging and effective replacement to Bowser's quick but laggy roll.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

"quick but laggy"

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

The hen is notable for being the only known female chicken and also for being one of the few things that Wario expresses love for.

 

[Magikrazy]

When that hen dies, not only will Wario never love again, but the entire species of chicken in the Mario universe is doomed to become extinct.

 

[Shoko]

Pizza

If he does not have the pizza, he helplessly listens to the broadcast and has his mind switched with that of a goldfish inside of a family's fish bowl, resulting in a game over.

 

[Princess Céline]

When that hen dies, not only will Wario never love again, but the entire species of chicken in the Mario universe is doomed to become extinct.

Including Drumstick?

 

[Magikrazy]

Well yeah, who's he gonna repopulate the chicken species with?

 

[Princess Céline]

Well yeah, who's he gonna repopulate the chicken species with?

The hen from the Foul Play minigame in Mario Party 3.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

The birds themselves are also dangerous to touch from any side

Blue birds will cause Wario to be launched backwards while the orange ones will transform him into Crazy Wario

 

[Ray Trace]

while the orange ones will transform him into Crazy Wario

is he cuckoo for coca puffs?

 

[CM30]

Despite the fact the group look the same, apart from one Toad that is slightly creased in the corner, they are not related by blood.

Okay then.

Along the tower, Mario finds different enemies, treadmills and puzzles. He must climb to the top of it.

As opposed to what? Climbing down it?

 

[Alex95]

Knockback Bros.

Luigi smacks Mario with his hammer, making him a ball, and hits him like a golf ball.

Luigi's brushing up on his Mario Golf skills by using his brother as the ball.

 

[Princess Céline]

Luigi's brushing up on his Mario Golf skills by using his brother as the ball.

That's why we have something called Bash Brothers.

 

[Duskull]

Cranky Kong rhetorically yet ironically inquires Donkey Kong about the culprits who have priorly been involved in the illegal contracting of the cherished Banana Hoard.

 

[Princess Céline]

Opponents laugh at heavyweight entry! Too slow to be a Striker of any real threat! Petey determined to prove them wrong!

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

There are three types of vegetables. A green one, a white one, and a glowing one.

 

[Princess Céline]

Indifferent form leads to stuttering start! Rival captains want to ban cameras in stadiums, claiming flashes too bright!

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Mario does not enjoy his music.

 

[Princess Céline]

Does Petey sharpen his teeth before match? Team-mates won't tell! Petey Piranha opens Fire Cup play with brief flashes of power and control! Up and down play keeps the fans watching!

 

[Shoko]

"It's not barrel science."

A barrel is made of several vertical convex staves (fourteen in the latest appearances) bound to form a pseudo-cylindrical vase, which is the barrel itself. Four gray steel hoops (only three in the New Super Mario Bros. games, and two in Wario Land 3) circle the staves[1]: two of them are each placed at one of the barrel's base, while the other are donned on the barrel's bigger circumferences.

 

[Magikrazy]

What the fuck? If you don't know what a barrel is, go to Wikipedia. We're not a Mario and Wooden Containers Wiki.

 

[Princess Céline]

Peach making things happen! Princess waltzes her way into Fire Cup final! Crank up the volume, Peach dances into the fire!

Petey just a weed that's finally been plucked!

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

I like how Barrel is so sophisticated, technical, and in-depth, while Gravity at one point was

Gravity is a force that appears in all games which draws characters towards the ground and sticks them there, allowing them to jump only.