Your favourite examples of Rare Sentences on the wiki?

[LeftyGreenMario]

In each event, teams are competing for medals: first place receives a Tin Medal, second place receives a Wooden Medal, third place receives a Chocolate Medal, and fourth place receives nothing. Teams are immediately disqualified if they eat any of the medals.

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

In each event, teams are competing for medals: first place receives a Tin Medal, second place receives a Wooden Medal, third place receives a Chocolate Medal, and fourth place receives nothing. Teams are immediately disqualified if they eat any of the medals.

Which article was this? I just gotta see it.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

https://www.mariowiki.com/International_Mushroom_Games

Yeah, one of them Nintendo Adventure Books thing.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Luigi decides to test his dog calling, only to succeed in making the noise of a sheep and a pig instead of a dog.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

They are overweight walrus members of the Snowmads

Stop applying human standards of body mass index to walruses, jeez, they're supposed to be really fat.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Locations
Luigi's Body
Mushroom Palace
Mushroom Kingdom
Palace Garden

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Peach Battle is a sponsor that appears in Mario Kart 7. Although exactly what the sponsor does is unclear, it appears to have some relation to Princess Peach and battles.

Princess Peach is Princess Peach's racing team

In fact, our current lists of sponsors pages are home to (presumably) fantastically deep lore.

The 1-Up Mushroom Car Insurance Group is one of the sponsors that appears in Mario Kart 8 and Mario Kart 8 Deluxe. The company presumably acts as an insurer for the Karts, Bikes and ATVs in the game, and probably uses 1-Up Mushrooms to regenerate any damaged or broken vehicles

The company produces plugs which resemble Bob-ombs, but replace the fuse with the plug pin itself.

Means of Advertisement
Graffiti

The company presumably produces racing chains from the chains on the back of Chain Chomps for the racers to use.

Presumably, the company manages the plants around the courses, specifically the lawns, and appears to use Munchers to do it

Larry Lights is a sponsor that appears in Mario Kart 8 and Mario Kart 8 Deluxe. Presumably, the company produces lights and is run by Larry Koopa.

It is presumably a painting company run by Ludwig von Koopa, which is most likely responsible for the graffiti in Super Bell Subway.

Presumably, the company is an insurer for the vehicles used in the game, and uses Fishin' Lakitus to recover the Karts, Bikes and ATVs.

The company is presumably run by Morton Koopa Jr. and carries out construction work and provides construction equipment and tools.

The company, presumably run by Koopa Paratroopas, appears to run flights to some of the courses in the game, so presumably transports the racers to these locations for the races.

Presumably, the company is run by Dolphins and sells diving equipment, including the goggles that they wear.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Yeah I recall removing some sentences presuming that companies were run by things like Chain Chomps and Bullet Bills because it seemed rather....unlikely.

 

[Marioro]

all the other babies and the stork were swept away by a giant tsunami

 

[Princess Céline]

Blue Blueprint

 

[Ray Trace]

Due to the evil timer earlier granting Luigi a large mustache, Luigi uses his mustache to fly the protagonists to the Koopa Cruiser.

 

[Moldomré]

Luigi's Mansion 3 gives you two options to be bad at the game, as shown in this picture:

 

[Marioro]

Donkey Kong is eventually chased to the top of the construction site, where Mario causes the girders supporting him to collapse, sending him plummeting to the ground.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

it is possible to win by standing still

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

If that was on Luigi's page I would scream

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

General
"Bwah hah hah!"
"Bwa ha ha ha!"
"Bwahaha!"
"Gwah ha ha ha!"

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Glasnuts

It's a pun on "Glasnost," but an uninformed person could read this a very different way....
(Also sorry for the big text, seems to be what happens when you copypaste a page title. I think it's funny enough I won't remove and retype it, though.)

 

[Glowsquid]

Mario decides to break out of prison, with a spoon hidden up his rear end, so it smells like feces. The problem is the floor is concrete, so Mario tells Toad to dig the concrete with his hands.

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

Collecting the cards other cards have no effect, and are purely for bragging rights.

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

File:Mushroom Kingdoom.png

For context, this is the file name of the Partners in Time map.

 

[Moldomré]

Wario loses.

This is attached to a picture on the Head Waiter minigame from Mario Party 5. Here's the pic:

 

[Moldomré]

DOUBLE POST

APOLOGIES

Oh yeah, here's the latest from your friendly neighborhood WIP Mario Kart Tour page:

Look guys! It's Musician Mario's player icon! Strange design choice, but I like it.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Do take note.

 

[winstein]

Do take note.

I wouldn't be surprised if this is written by either of you.

Thank you for reading.

 

[Vivian]

senses an inside joke of Wario loses at Mario Party, the ultimate irony for it is the Mario game equivalent to monopoly & Wario is the man of greed