Your favourite examples of Rare Sentences on the wiki?

[Ray Trace]

Wario is in a tent in a scary, dark forest. Wario is horrified.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Wario is in a tent in a scary, dark forest. Wario is horrified.

See Wario run. Run, Wario, run. See Wario scream. Scream, Wario, scream.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Wario, violently disturbed in his sleep

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

When I was a kid we called that cow-tipping.

 

[Ray Trace]

After Mario and Toad escape the Chain Chomp, they finally catch Wario. Wario then attempts a dance-off against Mario and loses.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Typical elements of Bowser Castles, including zippers, jump lines and forks

 

[Ray Trace]

In fact, Rosie would rather jeopardize someone else's life than give up one of her possessions that add to her beauty in order to help save that person. This actually happens during the events of Paper Mario.

the editor who wrote this is just as shocked as the reader to how much this character sucks

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Typical elements of Bowser Castles, including zippers, jump lines and forks

Probably this Bowser

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Delete Kansas (discuss) Deadline: November 11, 2019, 23:59 GMT

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

As a Missourian who has traveled to Colorado and beyond multiple times, shaving off 13 consecutive hours of uneventful too-slow car-sitting sounds great.

 

[Koopa con Carne]

Blow when the head comes up!

- instructions for 100m Breaststroke in Mario & Sonic at the London Olympic Games

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

If Wario has both kinds of Hotpants, the Snackeral will only steal his regular Hotpants.

 

[Moldomré]

I found this while searching Garfield on the Wiki:

He then tells Winnie and Garfield to "let her cook", and joins them in devouring her, growing enormously fat in the final moments of the show and losing to her, despite that she died.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

OK, you asked for it. If we're doing the Mario references pages....

Jean-Claude Van Damme's penis says, "No more running from me, Ron Jeremy, you big Mario Brother son of a bitch!"

 

[Moldomré]

I counter you with the infamous "Got Milk?" commercial (though I don't think I'll be finding anything as weird as that):

Mario then leaves the refrigerator and jumps all the way back into the game, where he is much larger thanks to the calcium-filled milk helping his bones grow and is shown to be able to easily climb the set of blocks like stairs.

 

[Vivian]

I found this while searching Garfield on the Wiki:

but who is he and her?

 

[Moldomré]

but who is he and her?

You don't wanna know. He is Mario, she is Miss Piggy.

 

[Ray Trace]

Super Mario Facts on Twitter

“There is a banana floating in space. The player must repeatedly press the A Button button to peel and eat the banana throughout the time limit.”

twitter.com

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

when they see the plumber turning into a rolling boulder, they tremble desperately

the zombie heads to a supply locker to get a stapler, but instead finds "a hideous creature born out of a demented mind" - a math teacher.

 

[Alex95]

The Star Festival in the Mushroom Kingdom celebrates a special comet that passes through the skies once every one hundred years

In Super Mario Galaxy 2, the Star Festival occurs again.

Boy, those hundred years happened fast!

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

I don't recall them ever saying the thing from SMG2 was the Star Festival...of course, Captain Toad was the Captain for the "first time" in SMG2, so continuity is clearly deliberately muddled.

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

I don't recall them ever saying the thing from SMG2 was the Star Festival...of course, Captain Toad was the Captain for the "first time" in SMG2, so continuity is clearly deliberately muddled.

No, they definitely said it was the Star Festival. But like you said, the continuity disregard was intentional.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Asteroad Rage is a Duel minigame found in Mario Party 6. [...] This minigame's name is a pun on "road rage," which refers to overly aggressive drivers.

Good thing they made a portmanteau for "asteroid," otherwise it'd seem more like a pun for "'roid rage."

 

[Vivian]

The egg will need to be hammered away once dropped on Mario. This attack can sometimes get Mario dizzy. Occasionally, when there are more Pelicrumps, two eggs are dropped on Mario.

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

Mr. Luggs is an obese ghost, and as stated in his bio he even ate himself to death. However, even in death, Luggs is not satisfied, and spends his afterlife eating food in the Dining Room of Luigi's Mansion.