Your favourite examples of Rare Sentences on the wiki?

[LeftyGreenMario]

Some of the companies that produced exclusive software for the NEC PC-88 included Enix, Square, Sega, Nihon Falcom, Bandai, HAL Laboratory, ASCII, Pony Canyon, Technology and Entertainment Software, Wolf Team, Dempa, Champion Soft, Starcraft, Micro Cabin, PSK, and Bothtec

This is Mario Wiki?

 

[Mintiously]

Off topic but,

Has anyone else seen Mario pose like that?

Ok, here's one.

“I can't believe I got kidnapped... again.”
—Princess Peach, Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Well, I haven't. But this is blatantly off topic.

Some of these glitch titles are hilarious. Some of these sound like band names, lol.

Mario's redemption
Duty calls
Yoshi has speedy legs
Breakneck bangs
Cameras don't like mansions
Cameras and caverns don't get along
Coin Saves Mario's Life
Ghostly Galaxy's murderer-roof
Luigi scream
Pacifist-Goomba
Mallow The Living Dead

 

[Glowsquid]

Pacifist-Goomba

Coming in a theater near you.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

This is a gold mine of lol.

Movie names
Mission Impossible 1
Mission Impossible 2
Mini Mario's Solo Adventure
The Mobile Banana (this one sounds like a brand name for a phone)

Headers for Tabloids
The Bros. Go Crazy
Luigi Wearing Mario's Clothes
Luigi Stands on Liquid

And if you're a band, these are some suggestions.
Heavy Metal Band names
Black Room of Death
Brutal Death
Snufit 'n Drown
Zombie Mario
Killer Corner
Burn 'n Drown
The Town is Gone
Rejected From Heaven
Falling into Oblivion
Manipulation of the HOLP

Track Names
Purposeless Pellucid Partition (wtf is this one)
Bye-Bye Bob-omb
Fly, High, Die, Why?
Mario's Magic Monkey
Die for no reason
Magnetic Forces
Somewhere Over The Rainbow (taken from Mario Kart Wii's glitch page)
Luigi Under The Ground
Talkative Pep
Everyone Looks at the Ghost Forever
Warpulated

 

[Glowsquid]

Purposeless Pellucid Partition

almost justifies the complete lack of quality control for these pages.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Some of these need to be preserved somewhere easily accessible because somewhere inside of me doesn't want to change these just for the sake of the hilarity.

Mario attempts to catch Donkey Kong by disguising himself as a banana and catapulting himself.

 

[Mintiously]

Bye-Bye Bob-omb

Coming to a cartoon theater near you.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

The player must diagnose the guy's chest by searching around his body until the stethoscope finds the injury spot.

1st level difficulty: Small guy.
2nd level difficulty: Tall guy.
3rd level difficulty: Fat guy.

Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong come looking for the coconut and discover Eddie bashing it with his club; they then trade him a matchstick for it and leave.

 

[Mintiously]

Final Stucker

 

[Magikrazy]

That's the worst name for a glitch I've ever heard.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

That's the worst name for a glitch I've ever heard.

Is that even a name for a glitch?

Anyway, my vote goes to "Purposeless Pellucid Partition".

 

[Magikrazy]

That's the worst name for a glitch I've ever heard.

Is that even a name for a glitch?

Yes, it involves Kirby's Up-B

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Oh. :P I was skeptical because Gabby posted some weird things.

This one is a popular name coined by fans, but taken out of context, it's funny.

Mr. Game & Watch Kamikaze

Anyway, some more.

Bang, Bang, Bang
Steal and Warp
Go Through The Pillar
Airsickness
Zombie Yoshi (what's with these allusions to zombies?)
One Yoshi, Two Yoshis, Invisible Yoshis (like that Dr. Seuss book)
Survive the Fate
Stomp After Death
Death by Pianta
Ghost Fish
Ghost Trees
Ghost Yoshi
Insomniac Mario
Mario's Perpetual Fall
Mr. Blooptastic

 

[Glowsquid]

I'm glad Mario Kart 8 inspired this guy to come to term with his atheism.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

I'm glad Mario Kart 8 inspired this guy to come to term with his atheism.

lol @ archive being protected.

 

[GBA]

some of these were already mentioned but

Subterranean Birds
Fly, High, Die, Why?
Carapace of Celerity
Die in a cannon
Die for no reason
Die and throw a vegetable at the same time
Die and complete simultaneously
Cameras don't like mansions
Cameras and caverns don't get along
Saving Peach without Actually Saving Her - the plot of almost every mario game ever

who wrote this stuff I want to give them a medal

 

[Glowsquid]

Saving Peach without Actually Saving Her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOvglodUIcA#t=1m32s

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

some of these were already mentioned but

Subterranean Birds
Fly, High, Die, Why?
Carapace of Celerity
Die in a cannon
Die for no reason
Die and throw a vegetable at the same time
Die and complete simultaneously
Cameras don't like mansions
Cameras and caverns don't get along
Saving Peach without Actually Saving Her - the plot of almost every mario game ever

who wrote this stuff I want to give them a medal

The bolded ones I already mentioned.

Although Carapace of Celerity Celery would go well with Purposeless Pellucid Partition Plum Juice.

 

[Random Blue]

Some of these need to be preserved somewhere easily accessible because somewhere inside of me doesn't want to change these just for the sake of the hilarity.

this was what BJAODN was for i think

 

[Magikrazy]

the glitch names are not bad jokes or deleted so they wouldn't qualify for bjaodn

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

According to Nintendo of Europe, New Super Mario Bros. 2 is the rightful processor to ''Super Mario Bros. 3''.

the rightful processor to ''Super Mario Bros. 3''.

the rightful processor

processor

It was deleted a bit recently, but this is why we have basic spelling and a dictionary.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Regardless of the evidence to the contrary, many English-speaking players continue to debate about whether or not Peach is related to "Grandma" and is, as a result, at least one-fourth Toad.

External links
YouTube User with Large Amount of Mario Videos

The key to their strength was, in fact, their togetherness.

The only thing the player has to do is to break the three fissures in the wall is by tapping them.

A sitting man forms the M with his naked legs, while an almost nude man does a handstand to resemble the I.

 

[Magikrazy]

Eurogamer's Kristan Reed gave the game a 7 out of 10 saying that "You've got to fight! For your right! To paaaaaaaaaaarty!"

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Mario notices and picks up Luigi's French book, and questions him as to why he's trying to learn French when he can hardly speak English.

The Big Bad Wolf is shown to have several spare winter coats, which are actually wolf skins. Whether the Big Bad Wolf wears them over or in place of his natural skin is unknown.