Your favourite examples of Rare Sentences on the wiki?

Mario Party Σ said:
How the Wicked Weather Satellite works is never explained. It doesn't seem to have any storage compartments on it to hold any rainwater or snow, and it also has no visible means of propulsion, meaning how it can stay suspended in the air is unknown.
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Gee, I don't know either.

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I never actually cared about how it's held up or shit like that.

Mario and the Red Baron Koopa said:
After some bargaining, Mario and Luigi manage to buy a magic carpet, "Guaranteed to last... until it falls apart".
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Herman Smirch also had little empathy for others, attempting to distance himself from a homeless Vietnam veteran and thinking to himself, "Beggars should be shot!"
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Names in other languages

Name
できたてヘイパー

Meaning
Freshly-made Shyster

Is this really what it means because it sounds like an awful Google Translate result?
 
afaik it's correct and it makes sense given the context of the battle they're encountered in so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
Ah, well, it still qualifies. It sounds a lot like food, lol.

Today's Did You Know is deliciously morbid.

In the Japanese version of Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, Larson's house contains blood stains surrounding a chalk outline of a Toad.
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When Wario first appeared in Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins, he had bigger shoes, a more cartoon look to him than Mario, and was noticeably cross-eyed, but still resembled Mario in every feature.

By Wario Land, he retired his flat hat in exchange for an explorer hat with a "W" on the front. He lost his cartoon-like artwork charm as in the SML2 game, but got seemingly fatter and realistic.
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He was cross-eyed and more cartooney than Mario but still looked just like him. But then they had to go and take away all his charm for his subsequent appearances, those bastard artists.
 
Walkazo said:
When Wario first appeared in Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins, he had bigger shoes, a more cartoon look to him than Mario, and was noticeably cross-eyed, but still resembled Mario in every feature.

By Wario Land, he retired his flat hat in exchange for an explorer hat with a "W" on the front. He lost his cartoon-like artwork charm as in the SML2 game, but got seemingly fatter and realistic.
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He was cross-eyed and more cartooney than Mario but still looked just like him. But then they had to go and take away all his charm for his subsequent appearances, those *bleep* artists.
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I mentioned vaguely about my unfeaturing nomination for Wario, but I was thinking about that line, lol.
 
1st level difficulty: The player will have plenty of time to react.
2nd level difficulty: The player will have less time to react.
3rd level difficulty: The player will have to raise their arms, and then the line will go in reverse lowering the arms. The player must then lower their arms.
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Mario Party Σ said:
1st level difficulty: The player will have plenty of time to react.
2nd level difficulty: The player will have less time to react.
3rd level difficulty: The player will have to raise their arms, and then the line will go in reverse lowering the arms. The player must then lower their arms.
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Where is this from?
 
Mangle the Withered Fox said:
Mario Party Σ said:
1st level difficulty: The player will have plenty of time to react.
2nd level difficulty: The player will have less time to react.
3rd level difficulty: The player will have to raise their arms, and then the line will go in reverse lowering the arms. The player must then lower their arms.
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Where is this from?
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Fitting In

When the Paragoombas and Paratroopas are dancing in the Doom Ship, one Paratroopa has three legs and no arms.
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Gulpits are large, fat, purple, green-footed, three-toed beasts with rather long pink tongues.
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that's not a sentence.
 
The Noki Elder tells Mario that a strange dimension has entered, and Mario must go in the shell to calm it.
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Mario tells Luigi that Gorbachev is ruining Mama's pizza, and goes on to say that he may know a lot about running the nation, but he doesn't know anything about making pizza.
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Although many prisoners used to live in Koopatraz State Prison, most of them had died by the time it sank beneath Trouter Bay.
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When Bowser attempted to use the Dream Stone to erase the Mario Bros. from existence, Starlow and Peach used "the power of good thoughts" to interrupt his attack
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While doing this, Mario comes across Pook, who gives him his Goldfish Bowl. After dumping out Pook's pet goldfish Captain Gills into the sewers, Mario uses it as his helmet in space.
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I find this mind-numbingly stupid, frankly v

Thousands of other Lumas soon join him in flinging themselves into the massive black hole in hopes of stabilizing it and ultimately saving the universe from destruction. Eventually, the black hole twists wildly around in space before finally exploding, thereby reforming the entire cosmos and creating an entirely new galaxy, which Mario welcomes in the final cutscene of the game.
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In the ending, a Koopa Troopa can be seen comically praying before Statue Mario as if he was a religious idol.
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From the second cinematic of Yoshi's Island:

At first, they are a group of calm, soft-hearted idol singers on stage. However once offstage, they are occasional mecha-driving terrorists who are all in a ruthless uproaring rampage of revenge over the baby that fell from the sky, but wait!
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