Your favourite examples of Rare Sentences on the wiki?

[There may be a secret.]

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

When Diddy reaches the ghetto blaster, he is attacked by a Kloak who can defeat him in one hit.

 

[Waluigi Time]

"There's just no getting around it: Paper Mario: Sticker Star is yet another high-quality entry into Nintendo's cherished library of first party titles. [...] as Mario games go, it's one of the best."

(Okay this may not be the topic of the thread per se but I saw this and had to post it somewhere)

 

[Ray Trace]

I mean they're not wrong.

 

[There may be a secret.]

Wario is in a silver castle, but is ungratefully disappointed at the Spritelings.

 

[There may be a secret.]

Tröti is ein Blödi, weil er ständig im Weg rumsteht. Dabei sind hier gar keine Schüler, die 'nen Lotsen brauchen. (Pak E. Derm is a jerk because he's always in the way. But there are no students here who need a pilot.)

Apparently Pak E. Derm knows how to fly a plane

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

in a dark forest, Mario orders Toad to kill a person with a butter knife

 

[There may be a secret.]

Its skies are full of strange, surreal mathematical formulas, such as (translated into literary form) "Fire Flower is greater than or equal to some kind of Block divided by Warp Pipe."

 

[There may be a secret.]

In a dark forest, Mario orders Toad to kill a person with a butter knife

Also I'm sorry but what

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Wario, violently disturbed in his sleep

Wario is in a tent in a scary, dark forest. Wario is horrified.

Previously, on this thread.

See, I'm trying to write a story about a killing....

 

[Koopa con Carne]

we live in a society

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

There is an outline of a heart that can be filled by speaking or breathing into microphone of controller 2. When done, Mario and Lady will come together.

 

[Koopa con Carne]

NSMB music be like

 

[Koopa con Carne]

Donkeykong carrying brawl.jpg

i main dk when i play smash, so it's true that he carries the whole game.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Bob-omb Buddies (known simply as Aliens)

 

[There may be a secret.]

 

[Christmas Who?]

The winner(s) strike(s) (a) victory pose(s) as the lights around their platform(s) flash in a pattern and the audience cheers. Simultaneously, the other player(s) groan(s).

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Those parentheses are going to make my liver pass out. I mean, groan.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Donkey Kong, left furless after a nuclear explosion.

Spoiler: The image in question

 

[Christmas Who?]

but suddenly, Fronk appears (despite pets not being allowed in school)

 

[Christmas Who?]

Suddenly, the voice of wrestling legend, Sgt. Slaughter resonates from the phone; hearing Mario refer to him as a bully, Sgt. Slaughter demands Mario and Luigi drop and give him ten push-ups

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Language	Name	Meaning
Danish	Prinses Paddestoel[23][24] (Super Mario Bros. and Super Mario Bros. 2)	Princess Mushrump

Guess someone took ToadSTOOL a bit literally...

 

[Christmas Who?]

The first time the player activates the Start menu after getting a Bean, Stuffwell will break in and explain where the player can see the number of Beans collected.

 

[Koopa con Carne]

For Donkey Kong Country Returns, [Risa] Tabata assumed the same position and briefly assumed producer role near the end of development when Tanabe had to call a week off due to lower back pains.

when your back pains are forever immortalised in the annals of video game history

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

It patrols a small area left and right, but once it catches sight of Mario, Luigi, or the Toads, it will hunt them down.