Your favourite examples of Rare Sentences on the wiki?

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The "Names in other languages" table for "Yoshi's Unexpected Appearance". Condensed a bit:

Yoshi, in a place like this?!
Why would Yoshi be here?!
Yo... Yo... Yoshi?! (Meaning: Yo... Yo... Yoshi?!)
What is Yoshi doing here?!?
Yoshi is here?!

Just a column of incredulous table cells reckoning with how unexpected Yoshi's appearance apparently is, which altogether gives a sense of disapproval or even fear that Yoshi decided to show up.

And then it's not even him, it's just a wooden planetoid shaped like his head. You'd think the gaggle of mission names would find that even weirder, but apparently no one can tell them apart!
 
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Makes sense in-context, does not make any sense out-of-context.
 

Ask Uncle Tusk was a section of the official Rare website. On it, users could send "Uncle Tusk" (referring to one of the player characters of Killer Instinct 2) various questions regarding games, and "Uncle Tusk" would respond, typically in a humorous or morbid manner. Many entries on this site relate to various video games featuring Donkey Kong, though questions regarding games in the Super Mario franchise were occasionally asked. Ask Uncle Tusk frequently delved into sexually explicit material (usually regarding members of the Kong family), though cursing was even more prevalent.
This is how you open a fucking article.
 
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