Your favourite examples of Rare Sentences on the wiki?

[J-Yoshi64]

 

[Iron Checkpoint Crate]

For a place called Lava Land it sure has a large body of water

 

[Koopa con Carne]

the article for Paris Promenade on the german mario wiki is far superior to its english counterpart

(it mentions Bob-omb Battlefield as a race course)

 

[Princess Viola]

i'm seeing this on the article and seeing the image and yet i still cannot believe this is a real thing

 

[Iron Checkpoint Crate]

• Donkey Kong can now angry when he has 1 HP.

Putting this here to preserve it

 

[AgentMuffin]

The "Names in other languages" table for "Yoshi's Unexpected Appearance". Condensed a bit:

Yoshi, in a place like this?!
Why would Yoshi be here?!
Yo... Yo... Yoshi?! (Meaning: Yo... Yo... Yoshi?!)
What is Yoshi doing here?!?
Yoshi is here?!

Just a column of incredulous table cells reckoning with how unexpected Yoshi's appearance apparently is, which altogether gives a sense of disapproval or even fear that Yoshi decided to show up.

And then it's not even him, it's just a wooden planetoid shaped like his head. You'd think the gaggle of mission names would find that even weirder, but apparently no one can tell them apart!

 

[SparksMarioWiki]

Beep-0 swears on occasion, most notably in Spooky Trails, though the words themselves are censored by symbols; this is often funny for children.

This was on Beep-0's article.

 

[BMfan08]

 

[BMfan08]

Makes sense in-context, does not make any sense out-of-context.

 

[Hooded Pitohui]

However, the Mushroom Kingdom is not recognized by the United States government,

 

[BMfan08]

 

[Axii]