Your favourite examples of Rare Sentences on the wiki?

[J-Yoshi64]

 

[Chowder]

For a place called Lava Land it sure has a large body of water

 

[Koopa con Carne]

the article for Paris Promenade on the german mario wiki is far superior to its english counterpart

(it mentions Bob-omb Battlefield as a race course)

 

[Princess Viola]

i'm seeing this on the article and seeing the image and yet i still cannot believe this is a real thing

 

[Chowder]

• Donkey Kong can now angry when he has 1 HP.

Putting this here to preserve it

 

[AgentMuffin]

The "Names in other languages" table for "Yoshi's Unexpected Appearance". Condensed a bit:

Yoshi, in a place like this?!
Why would Yoshi be here?!
Yo... Yo... Yoshi?! (Meaning: Yo... Yo... Yoshi?!)
What is Yoshi doing here?!?
Yoshi is here?!

Just a column of incredulous table cells reckoning with how unexpected Yoshi's appearance apparently is, which altogether gives a sense of disapproval or even fear that Yoshi decided to show up.

And then it's not even him, it's just a wooden planetoid shaped like his head. You'd think the gaggle of mission names would find that even weirder, but apparently no one can tell them apart!

 

[Tepig]

Beep-0 swears on occasion, most notably in Spooky Trails, though the words themselves are censored by symbols; this is often funny for children.

This was on Beep-0's article.

 

[BMfan08]

 

[BMfan08]

Makes sense in-context, does not make any sense out-of-context.

 

[Hooded Pitohui]

However, the Mushroom Kingdom is not recognized by the United States government,

 

[BMfan08]

 

[Axii]

 

[Koopa con Carne]

London

Names in other languages

Language	Name
German	Dublin

 

[Koopa con Carne]

average Super Mario-kun gag (obviously NSFL)

Spoiler

Yoshi poops out an egg containing his feces, but inside he also finds an old photo of him in Yoshi's Island carrying Baby Mario

 

[Koopa con Carne]

The Bears are identical characters in Donkey Kong Land III who [...] bear a strong resemblance to Bazaar.

this was intended, no?

 

[Wynn Liaw]

this was intended, no?

The bare bear Bear bears bare bears.

 

[Koopa con Carne]

if he bears bare bears, then Bear is a pimp.

 

[Glowsquid]

With the new DKTV skits recently found, I am reminded of this classic

Donkey Kong has been framed by Funky Kong for an unspecified crime

 

[Glowsquid]

Ask Uncle Tusk

Ask Uncle Tusk was a section of the official Rare website. On it, users could send "Uncle Tusk" various questions regarding games, and "Uncle Tusk" would respond, typically in a humorous or morbid manner. Many entries on this site relate to various...

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Ask Uncle Tusk was a section of the official Rare website. On it, users could send "Uncle Tusk" (referring to one of the player characters of Killer Instinct 2) various questions regarding games, and "Uncle Tusk" would respond, typically in a humorous or morbid manner. Many entries on this site relate to various video games featuring Donkey Kong, though questions regarding games in the Super Mario franchise were occasionally asked. Ask Uncle Tusk frequently delved into sexually explicit material (usually regarding members of the Kong family), though cursing was even more prevalent.

This is how you open a fucking article.

 

[Salmancer]

Mario and Luigi must be careful when collecting coins, as they may really be pennies in disguise.

 

[DryBonesBandit]

"Despite his fearsome appearance, Klump is actually a big softy on the inside."

 

[Glowsquid]

Toad says that they do not have any money and he is dying of thirst, to which Mario responds by punching him while calling him an idiot and telling him to not be weak

 

[Camwoodstock]

This is all that is left. General Mill did this.

(to be honest we could just kinda take anything from this article)

 

[DryBonesBandit]

...in the movie.