Your favourite examples of Rare Sentences on the wiki?

[Koops]

That's actually pretty disturbing.

 

[JC.]

Defeating her allows you to obtain the third floor elevator button from E. Gadd's suitcase, which she vored in the first cutscene of her.

Good lord

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

what in blazes 0_0

 

[Toka Hebizuka]

I just realised that GLA is a good article for this thread, my favourite quotes are.

Mario driving his GLA.

Trailer screenshot showing various characters in their GLAs (except Waluigi).

 

[Mount Wario]

Wario's mother perceives her son as so goofy that she never threw him a birthday party. Consequently, Wario does not know his age.

 

[Mount Wario]

Mario and Luigi attempt to catch Toads, Yoshis, and Donkey Kong Jrs. after they jump out the window of Princess Peach's burning castle.

 

[Vivian]

Mario and Luigi attempt to catch Toads, Yoshis, and Donkey Kong Jrs. after they jump out the window of Princess Peach's burning castle.

I have that on the GBA ^ w ^

 

[Mount Wario]

Which means you've got mario being a Vietnam soldier.

 

[Vivian]

If I remember correctly, that bomber game was really difficult to unlock.

 

[Moldomré]

Force Feeding is one of Mona's microgames in WarioWare: Twisted! and returns as one of Wario's Twist League microgames in WarioWare Gold.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Quick Mode! Keepers of the Heaven Corridor

Why is the JP name for "Fast Foes on the Cyclone Stone" so epic?

Its SMG2 counterpart's name is so much more concise:

Time Attack! Avoid Boxes and Dodge the Thwomps

 

[Mags]

Pirate Goomba... is a... a... PIRATE GOOMBA!!!

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

Oh, well if we're doing BJAODN quotes...

Maw-Rays, previously known as Unagi, are moral eels that first appear in Super Mario 64.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Wario

• "Yeah."
• "Haha."

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Most of the level is flooded, but the Kongs are forcefully transformed into Enguarde for most of the stage.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Miss Warps[1] (also called Mr. Warps in an issue of Nintendo Power[2])

And if that weren't enough...

German

Dickiwarp

Chubby Warp From "dick" or "dicklich" for fat / chubby.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

During the shot at the end, when Mario's group has met with a sunset in the background, Toad's pants are missing.

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

The music of Sirena Beach is mostly inspired by Hawaiian music (albeit adjusted to be slightly unsettling).

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

That's....an accurate statement? It's basically a Hawaiian song in a G major-like key (particularly with the backup instrumentation).

 

[Lakituthequick]

Most things in this thread are accurate statements. It's the "slightly unsettling" part that makes this sentence interesting.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Another proposed idea had the character named "King Klinker" and have him paired with a female Kremling named "Queen Krapp"

 

[Ray Trace]

That last name for the Queen is rather unfortunate.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

"Clinker" is also (predominantly British) slang for poop.

 

[Mount Wario]

 

[Koopa con Carne]

"Wario has to light all the torches with his hot form"