Your favourite examples of Rare Sentences on the wiki?

[DryBonesBandit]

"They stomp towards racers with their maw wide open."

 

[Marioro]

One day, Wario is flying with his plane over the woods until it runs out of fuel and crashes.

 

[Camwoodstock]

someone posted this in the osamu sato discord and we had to double check they weren't just like, fucking with us. no, it's on the wiki.
war is hell.