There should be Super Mario Galaxy Movie by Ridley Scott

SMG1 is kinda scary. Why do I say this?

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When I first saw it on the wiki, I was like "Why did I have to get the first one?" Im over it now.
 
I mean SMG1 is so unsettling for a Mario game in that it's so shocking for a Mario game. I mean this the other time something this scary happens on a Nintendo console happens. I mean come one first we had Sweet Home for the NES/Famicom. Sure it isn't Sci-Fi but it was scary as hell.



 
Pwwnd123 said:
Blissey said:
GalacticPetey said:
Just because he's done sci-fi movies doesn't mean he's a good fit for a Super Mario Galaxy film.
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mario tends to be a very light and kid-friendly series. scott's work strays more horror/thriller in tone.

mixing the two styles would be a disaster waiting to happen.
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I think he can tone it down a bit so that fits the Mario series a bit. Super Mario Galaxy 1 and 2 are part of the Sci-Fi genre so it would work out. It's outer space for crying out loud.
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boiling down an entire genre to "MOVIES IN SPAAACE" is insulting to the thousands upon thousands of writers who created, developed, experimented with, and mastered science fiction and made it the genre we all know and love. including your poster boy ridley scott.

there's more to science fiction to just "SPAAACE". and if you really gave a damn AT ALL about movies, video games, literature, or any other media that sci-fi has shaped, you wouldn't have even thought about typing such an asinine comment.
 
They are a load of ass that even the AVGN says they suck.
 
Pwwnd123 said:
They are a load of ass that even the AVGN says they suck.
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And obviously he has the final say in whether something is good or not.
 
Pwwnd123 said:
I mean SMG1 is so unsettling for a Mario game in that it's so shocking for a Mario game.
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Yeah. And DAAAAAARKHEEEEEEART was out of place for a Care Bears movie. Does that mean he's scary?
 
GalacticPetey said:
Tuxedo Ridley said:
Pwwnd123 said:
I mean SMG1 is so unsettling for a Mario game in that it's so shocking for a Mario game.
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Yeah. And DAAAAAARKHEEEEEEART was out of place for a Care Bears movie. Does that mean he's scary?
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Time for a game of disappearing bears.
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Yeah. I *bleep*ed myself when I heard that. *Bleep* got real.
 
Time to make something with even more scientific accuracies to (for fun) point out :P
 
And of course if Bill Nye were here. He would have to prove the SMG dualogy well.
 
Pwwnd123 said:
And of course if Bill Nye were here. He would have to prove the SMG dualogy well.
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That's easy to prove they're false, and not just by obvious reality fallacies

don't take me seriously for pointing out wrong stuff in fictitious media, I'm just exercising my astronomy muscle
 
SMG as directed by Tim Burton

Starring Johnny Depp as Mario
And Johnny Depp as Luigi
Helena Bohnam Carter as Princess Peach
Christopher Lee as Bowser

Music done by Danny Elfman.
 
Mcmadness said:
SMG as directed by Tim Burton

Starring Johnny Depp as Mario
And Johnny Depp as Luigi
Helena Bohnam Carter as Princess Peach
Christopher Lee as Bowser

Music done by Danny Elfman.
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made in stop-motion

all characters except bowser have sticks for limbs and a thin body
 
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