Look at it! Look at it! LOOK AT IT!

[Nysic]

^ It looks like he's made out of cheese or something.

 

[Cirdec]

Some of the Gamecube-era art has not aged well e.g.

What's wrong with that?

 

[Zae]

honestly it looks fine other then daisy's blank expression.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

It looks okay.

Even the N64 ones look fine. That is, if you disregard anything from Yoshi's Story that isn't Yoshi or Shy Guy.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

This never fails to amuse me.

This poor creature.

These are perfect reaction faces to this thread, imo.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

The Γ is backwards on this one. It looks like a 7.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

The Γ is backwards on this one. It looks like a 7.

Yeah you're right. But words still escape me for that thing.

Frighten people in the middle of the night with these.

Bowser after lifting weights and probably under the influence of something.

The babies: exactly as you remember them.

Tired of Mario? Here's this mofo.

 

[Magikrazy]

The Γ is backwards on this one. It looks like a 7.

What time is it? Sevenuigi time!

 

[Ray Trace]

something inside me died

again.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Just consult those Mario reaction pictures, man. Sucks for you, I have to deal with this crap more often because loving Mr. Nintendo Video Game man has its downsides, too!

It's derped from spending too much time in counterfeit hell.

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This one looks sad for existing.

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And for something that isn't merchandising.

This one looks like a counterfeit Super Mario Bros. 2 game cover... but it isn't.

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Mario, exactly how you remember him.

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Now... I need some brain bleach. I don't care what you think, but Mario and Luigi nendoroids look adorable.

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I can't upload this to MarioWiki for obvious reasons.

 

[Lumastar]

Thank you so much, LGM! You have made this one of my favorite threads on the entire forum! I just laughed out loud for an entire minute.

 

[Ray Trace]

how is that ugly that's freaking beautiful

 

[Lumastar]

how is that ugly that's freaking beautiful

I'm going to use that for a Valentine's Day card! (OK, not really.)

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Thank you so much, LGM! You have made this one of my favorite threads on the entire forum! I just laughed out loud for an entire minute.

Oh lol, making people laugh makes me laugh as well. :D

This is to spite Baby Luigi, my sister.

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The Mario on the far right just had a growth spurt. And those eyes on Larry.

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Jesus Christ, I don't know if this thing is going to break into tears or it has something sinister lurking beyond those eyes.

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This is what happened to Mario after looking at all these counterfeit products in this thread.

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Commissioned by Picasso. I'm... at a loss of words of what exactly happened to these plushies since they resemble the genuine Baby Mario and Baby Luigi plushies before they had their faces butchered.

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You know that derped hellspawn from earlier? Well... looks like it brought friends.

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This was my desktop background at one point. The pinnacle of Mario Kart renders.

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[Lumastar]

1. They look like they need mustaches. That's not right.

2. Mario has a smudge of red paint on his legs, his face just says derp, and Larry looks like he has glue in his eyes. I will give them credit for making Peach look like she can actually function as a human being.

3. I would say that it's just Japan, but it looks like there's blood on the top part of Mario's eyes. It's like he can't blink no matter how hard he tries. Also, that mushroom looks paper-thin.

4. I missed this the first time. I wonder what's in- oh fuck.

5. I've seen plushies like them, but these are easily the worst of the bunch. Those are some ugly babies!

6. Rosalina has big boobs and potentially a missing eye. I'm done here.

7. Waluigi alone makes this worth praising.

 

[Weasel]

how is that ugly that's freaking beautiful

because nobody should shoot an 8 over par on any hole in lakitu valley

 

[Random Blue]

There's a cyclops Luigi. Also it looks like Wario took Dirk's shades and used them as a substitute for his mustache.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

You know that derped hellspawn from earlier? Well... looks like it brought friends.

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I own a similar Peach.

 

[Ray Trace]

how is that ugly that's freaking beautiful

because nobody should shoot an 8 over par on any hole in lakitu valley

except donkey kong

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

2. Mario has a smudge of red paint on his legs, his face just says derp, and Larry looks like he has glue in his eyes. I will give them credit for making Peach look like she can actually function as a human being.

I think the Wing Mario and Luigi look all right.

More creepy Mario merchandising.

If it wasn't supposed to be Peach, I think this would be actually kind of cute.

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Pillow Pets invade the Mario series and claim a victim.

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...and another.

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And this is its brother. Be careful, this one has a black BEARD! Or.... maybe blood dripping from its nose.

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This supposed to be a store display, presumably only during Halloween (never mind the Christmas tree, it wants nothing to do with this; I mean, c'mon, look at Santa's face there).

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Maybe this will make it into some cheap Creepypasta story.

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.......................................

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What the hell is a Mardudludad? Is it some brand that even Sid from Toy Story avoids at all costs?

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This looks like something you'd find on your windshield after a week or so of driving.

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Now, a screenshot. At least this Donkey Kong bathes.

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[Random Blue]

I've seen those pillow pets in a store at the mall that apparently specializes in imports or something (I don't know, but most of the merch was anime figures and Vocaloid keychains). It's actually a seasonal thing apparently, as I saw it open in two different areas, but not recently so I guess selling bootlegs isn't very profitable

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

When it's unicorns and puppies and turtles and ladybugs, pillow pets are kind of cute.

It just doesn't apply to Mario characters, IMO. I have a Mario pillow that looks like a really large Mario plush (it's called a Mario pillow for some reason) and it's adorable.

 

[Lumastar]

1. Arguably better than Bowser.

2. Eh, he looks okay.

3. Why is Luigi furry?

4. What the heck is this monstrosity? It looks like you can't close your eyes with that thing nearby!

5. I could say something about that balloon's lower half, but I won't.

6. I'd rather look into the back of a Shedinja than look that- thing in the eyes!

7. I'm not surprised this exists, but dang is it low quality!

8. He has the shape of a gingerbread man, the appearance of a plumber, and the straps that are meant to be held. It's Mardudludad!

9. Where are his bee stripes?

10. It's a good thing Cackletta didn't possess him! Honestly, anything from Captain N related to Mario belongs here.

 

[Cirdec]

Pillow Pets invade the Mario series and claim a victim.

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.......................................

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I want these Yoshi pillows, they are so cute and look so soft.

And that Peach is bad, I hope Palutena Amiibo will get better quality.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

I honestly think that Pillow Pets molded after any Mario character is disturbing, as I said before. :P

That Peach thing... can children even own this thing?