Look at it! Look at it! LOOK AT IT!

Extreme premature aging caused by binge exposure to the sun. It even seared through a section on Mario's overalls.
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This Shy Guy is definitely not shy about itself. Let's hope it's shy to souls though.
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Donkey Kong looks a little TOO interested in something...
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Luigi enters his mansion. Later, a Toad walks inside and finds this on the floor.
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Baby Mario and Baby Luigi should really consider this as their special item next time in Double Dash.
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Well, time to mention things in the list of Mario rumors page about Luigi's hanging. This is surefire evidence.

Dear god, what did Bowser do to Hammer Bro.?
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I am not a happy ape.
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o_O
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There will never be a scalier Bowser.
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Waluigi will have no problem winning the bowling tourney since he'll just scare away the competition.
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Oh, now they have FIRE variants of these abominations! Apparently, the demand is just INSANE for these figures.
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Purple is the new black.
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My god, nothing about this image feels right.
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Now, some official renders.

The enemy designers from Yoshi's Story need to be fired.

This is a snake.
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Whatever the hell this thing is.
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Toy Chica said:
Bowser really needs some lotion there.
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Maybe he tried applying it, but some of it went to his eyes.

Lumastar said:
1. He reminds me of Arthur.

2. I've seen much worse, but HE needs to put on some weight.

3. That nose...

4. He looks kind of like his RPG incarnation. I'm more concerned about those horns.
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Arthur is now part of the Mario canon? The Donkey Kong one isn't too bad, but c'mon, that doesn't look like him. The Daisy one does have a stupid nose, but it's its eyes. Urgggh.

So, it's not like his RPG incarnation is much better anyway.
 
Oh look the return of the 7-hat Waluigi.
 
Continued from my last post...

5. Waluigi is too fat, and is his chin merged with his body?

6. Still too chunky, and now it's non-canon!

7. Now THAT thing doesn't look like Donkey Kong. All of these are dumb, but at least the rest look okay.

8. You say it better than I do.

9. Ha ha ha ha!

10. Ha ha ha h- what?

Donatello said:
One of the few things I don't like about BITF.
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I never noticed Waluigi's mole. And as for hating Waluigi, you either like him or hate him.

Mario Party X said:
Oh look the return of the 7-hat Waluigi.
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Dontcha get it? Waluigi waaaucky!
 
Mario Party X said:
Oh, now they have FIRE variants of these abominations! Apparently, the demand is just INSANE for these figures.
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y'know whenever i see a fire Baby Luigi unlicensed thingie i kinda get upset because Baby Luigi SHOULD officially receive a fire outfit in the Mario games

this figure keeps killing whatever i have inside of me though. it keeps coming back goddammit. KILL IT WITH FIRE. that's why i'm called "BABYLUIGIONFIRE"
 
Probably addressed but... this puppy:

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freaking hell, beware! I knew it's better to put that in a spoiler. Kids are surfing this site. And for Waluigi's fans:

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Lumastar said:
Bowser The Second said:
strikers games have the best artwork
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We need more 2D artwork instead of models-turned-artwork.
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No, we don't want to indoctrinate children to join gangs and wear like outfits because that would be bad.

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hey man, this isn't the "good" pictures thread
 
Baby Luigi said:
hey man, this isn't the "good" pictures thread
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The picture is horrible because it isn't official artwork, just concept artwork that never went past concept. :(

Baby Luigi said:
Mario Party X said:
Oh, now they have FIRE variants of these abominations! Apparently, the demand is just INSANE for these figures.
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y'know whenever i see a fire Baby Luigi unlicensed thingie i kinda get upset because Baby Luigi SHOULD officially receive a fire outfit in the Mario games

this figure keeps killing whatever i have inside of me though. it keeps coming back goddammit. KILL IT WITH FIRE. that's why i'm called "BABYLUIGIONFIRE"
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You look like a total wuss compared what with I have to put up with when it comes to counterfeits and crappy adaptions.
 
Mario Party X said:
The picture is horrible because it isn't official artwork, just concept artwork that never went past concept. :(
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that's kinda like saying concept cars are bad because they never make it in real life? like that cool-looking Toyota Vii?

it's better than the other "concept" merchandise...like y'know what I mean.

Mario Party X said:
You look like a total wuss compared what with I have to put up with when it comes to counterfeits and crappy adaptions.
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Yeah I know, that's why I'm not dead yet.
 
Also, as I said, Mario tells kids it's okay to dress like a gangster.

Remember what I said about that Donkey Kong image?

Well, I couldn't have uploaded that, but I did upload THIS:

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Seemed appropriate.
 
that video preview is enough to me to stay away from it
 
That being said, I need to look for more Mario merchandise to make funny comments at.
 
lol i cant believe that fangame is already making that kind of stuff
 
I'm tired of seeing Five Nights at Freddy's too...
 
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